Alexa Poems - Poems about Alexa

Alexa echo rocks ages of generations!

Alexa echo rocks ages of generations!

The species and genus
known as *****sapiens
predominated across the webbed wide world
for tens of thousands of years
until many brain children teamed together,
(though nevertheless select individuals
such as Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble
contributed, the initial vision
and much of the core technology
from Amazon's internal development efforts)
birthing Alexa Echo.

I got my hands on one
courtesy

Alexa down!

Alexa down!

She, the brainchild of Rohit Prasad -
India-born person who breathed life
into Alexa, and lead technology side
of project almost from its inception.

Amazon Alexa Echo
a marvel of voice activation technology,
(reportedly voiced by Nina Rolle,
a voice actress and singer
based in Boulder, Colorado,
though neither Amazon
nor Rolle officially
confirmed nor denied rumor).

Aforementioned electrical engineer
recognized as being a key figure
leading the

alexa alarm

alexa alarm
makes waking up easier
feels like a friend

she tells me a joke
and temperatures for a week
the best friend ever

Alexa Weather Report

when did it get cold, slipped
right under my nose; surprised
when Alexa told me so
this snow job so-so

La Belle Du Bal

The sexiest woman alive
That knows her worth
Alexa What a grace
Skin so delicate and fair
Green eyes silky blonde hair
A romantic charismatic soul
Beautiful blonde of the Year
Most photogenic nymphomaniac
Perfect ambiance in casting couch
Alexa grace La Belle Du BaL...
Poem By Abad Ur Rehman Khan...

Alexa and the Lazy Man

Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa really hates his commanding voice
However he's in control so she has no choice 

One day things for this man did change 
The reply given by Alexa was certainly strange
When he asked Alexa for the local weather 
Her reply was

Shopping Lists

*(a poem in Senryus)*

You don’t have to count,
when you lose a boyfriend, you
know. There was just one.

He was gone before
I knew it - he wasn’t, you know,
tied up or anything.

For a moment I
toy with saying, “Alexa, add
rope to my shopping list."

In High School boyfriends 
come and go - it's like shopping
- where you return things.

When I Use Dirty Language and Curse At Alexa

when I use dirty language and curse at Alexa 
she reciprocates 
by playing the darkest News of the day

Alexa Birthday Card

You look SO cute
In your birthday suit
What can I say
But, "Who?  Ray?"

Alexa This

Alexa this
Alexa that
why can't you just
leave me alone?

Communicating With Alexa

On Alexa for facts I do rely

   But seldom do I get a straight reply

      When requests to her I call

         She pays little heed at all

            Her curt

Alexa

I ask Alexa for things 
She is responsive and pleasant
I think she loves me

Alexa, Cortana Or Siri -- How Would You Like Your Ai

Hi, there. My name's Alexa
  I'm heaven-sent; I'll never vex ya
Nor will I do anything quirky
  In fact you'll find bright 'n perky

Don't care for perky? Give me a try
  I'm Cortana, efficient but dry
My task is not to amuse or entertain
  I'll just do my job correctly, again and again

My Virtual Friend Alexa

I smile to myself that a robot just told me off
Do you have an Alexa?
Or an Amazon?
These are virtual companions
That can
Wake you up
Tell you the weather
Play music
Or white noise
Tell you jokes
Keep you company
You can ask questions
And she will answer most of them
We have Alexa’s and Amazons
all over the house
an Alexa just said
Alarm was not set

Alexa - She'Ll Vex Ya

A gift you bestowed on your luddite mum and dad,
you left us your Alexa and she is driving us both mad!

I ask her to remind me to make a phone call,
her timing's up the shoot and it’s her downfall!

I say "Alexa remind me at ten past two",
she gets it all wrong what are we to

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