Too Funny For Words Poems - Poems about Too Funny For Words

Ideas conveyed in trails of semantics Or moving over horse and bars in gymnastics Tumbling, rolling, scribbling phonetics Reeling, shrilling, scorching like ballistics Quibbling over ideas and reams of whims Rattling odd stories of soul's whines and trims Yours is the...Read the rest...

“Sweet pea! Sweet pea!! Where are you?” “I’m here” “Where are you? I can’t find you” “I’m here!” “Where?” “I’m here, in the toilet” “What? You’re in the toilet?” “Yes I’m here in the toilet!!” “Well…” “Well WHAT?” “Well, Do you need a life jacket?!”...Read the rest...

I want to be a poet to write those words which rhyme But it seems I'm having trouble with tempo, tense and time How do the poets do it rhyme words so undisputed They neatly find the perfect...Read the rest...

But what if it is't what it is? Would that mean it is....what it isn't? That what it isn't ...is what it is. Cuz if it wasn't what it is How could it be...what it isn't if it wasn't what...Read the rest...

buzz the bees making honey ... Hum, hum, hum infernal mess on the playground ... Buzz... buzz ... buzz... hum the drill of dentist on teeth ... Hum, hum, hum, it's too much gossip ... I cannot support it anymore so much hype ... I cannot stand...Read the rest...

Lovable husband Ray Casanova now goes Father of two, a third ... his buddy won't disclose. .......... 4/13/2019 An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Contest Sponsor: Jesse Rowe...Read the rest...

There once was a lady named, Sadie. Whose past was a little shady. She once shot a man. Who did not understand. Difference of no and maybe....Read the rest...

Danny Kaye had a way with a word ~ so absurd!...Read the rest...

EAT WORDS You speak Air shrieks. Mouth loud Feels proud. You brag Self tag. Words spear Split ear. Your lies None buys. Voice lone Place shown. Musk breaks Face wrecks. From shards Eat words. March 30, 2018 Brian Strand's Contest : Footle Finale...Read the rest...

You act like you’re all that - gaining green when you rap, but I say lines of utter crap come from your verbal flap. You lack and I can back that. My slapjack, whapping facts would not be rinsed with tact since...Read the rest...

Henry likes to bowl a lot He has a bowling ball for every night If he wasn't at the alley on time it just would not seem right Then one day he thought in dismay My walls are a dreadful...Read the rest...

I'm just having fun, but no doubt someone will take this serious I'm about to take you on a lyrical experience I'm having fun with words, like when a baby first starts reading books Saying I'm good at...Read the rest...

Slowly, but surely Sip into my jar of tea There you'll find me... Twisting and turning In childlike laughter and joy Boy, you just got burned!...Read the rest...

>Sunday – shop – or – not, until you drop. I heard it on TV one night. So I knew it must be right. MP’s debating seriously. Whatever could be that emergency? Was Sunday shopping, oh...Read the rest...

I lost a word Getting old Looked everywhere And Over there Found my keys...Read the rest...