Rhinoceros Poems - Poems about Rhinoceros

... How awful is that, being killed in a deadly elephant attack, or being eaten by a crocodile? You cannot tame those rhinoceros, nor ride the backs ......Read the rest...

...Where The Grass Don't Grow The historical record bared to see In worn-torn pages, undecipherable. And I’m to believe that this sum total Will explain everything you say to me, Mixed w......Read the rest...

...Dogs antics delightful feasting midst chicken bones waiting to be caressed Cats cheerful meows satisfied with dinner toward sweet dreams Love birds couple crooning ......Read the rest...

...Animal Poems II These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel. Ballade of the Bicameral Camel by Michael R. Burch There once was a camel who loved to hump. Pleas......Read the rest...

...A lion was walking home one day when a path took him a different way What he'd seen rocked him to the core and to show his saddened let out a mighty roar Bones of animals covered the ground bl......Read the rest...

...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI On the Horns of a Dilemma (I) by Michael R. Burch Love has become preposterous for the over-endowed rhinoceros: when he meets the right miss how the hell c......Read the rest...

...I ride on Ryley Rhino as down the river we go. He knows things I want to know. I said, “There’s a flashy fish! Watch it swirl and swish!” Ryley Rhino said, “I know.” I said, “There’s a cro......Read the rest...

...1-The overall weight of the ants on earth is: A/more than 10 times the weight of humans B/ more than 2 times the weight of humans C/equal to the weight of humans. Answer: A 2-Onl......Read the rest...

...I was diagnosed with double-pneumonia on the 15th and classes started on the 17th. I’m already getting nagmail about assignments, yea! I’ll be behind and virtual for a while. It started as a rhinovir......Read the rest...

...“Reality” I am a Jaguar. Brownish-yellow fur, patches of black markings resembling of a rose. I search for food Stalking my prey behind trees, 5 But there are none. I walked a million mil......Read the rest...

...usion By allowing for three ending options for choosin'. A "hippo" will happily dress in the simplest "s" When its ranks he is casually swelling. And it's still not too bad when "es" is added To "rhinoceros", but watch out for the spelling. Many haughty ones vie for the more formal "i", And just when you're sure that's the last to apply, Comes some miscreant English major whiz To remind u......Read the rest...

...Rotund rhinoceros, short chubby legs Gingerly walks between old ostrich eggs She is full of sass As she makes a pass Please get me a rainbow tutu, she begs.......Read the rest...

...Not counting bipedalism four legs, one on each corner seems about right. Eight legs add up to arachnophobia. Imagine a Rhinoceros or God forbid, a crocodile with eight running limbs. Meanw......Read the rest...

...[Poo and poop... same thing] * See the little beetle how he likes to gather poop To him a herd of elephants is something of a scoop Some poop is fi......Read the rest...

...Animals Animals love us, and we love them, So take action to save the same. Big cats from the African savanna or Orangutans from the Borneo forests, the wor......Read the rest...