Potty Poems - Poems about Potty

...I'm not emotional about poetry to call it a 'crush' Sometimes I get ideas, but hardly ever in a rush to write them down like I have a bee in my bonnet I'm not prone to compose a Shakespearian Sonn......Read the rest...

...Did you go to the bathroom? Her mommy asked the girl. I couldn’t, she told her. The toilet is prettier than a pink pearl. So you could not use it? Her mother asked, askance. Go see it yourself, sa......Read the rest...

... When I was younger and thought of old age Thought we all became senile at this elderly stage It appears I was wrong, I can still go potty And able to dress this tired old body Try......Read the rest...

...At the canine yap concert, Three Dog Bite There's not one dog port-o-potty in site so long lines form at a tree for each mutt and pedigree It proved quite a long dis-concerting night...Read the rest...

...Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy ba......Read the rest...

...Sitting with Winnie Running from MiMi in polka dots Makes me giggle at haughty tots Who don’t want to use their potty pots. I’m now thinking of tequila shots And other things I oughta nots. ......Read the rest...

...Santa’s sleigh house is his latest invention If he needs a quick nap, his reindeer can keep the flight going But he can crawl in the back and slumber a bit This idea has been in the works for a lo......Read the rest...

...Someone left the window open in the nursery I slowly crept out of it because I had to pee I wandered taking baby steps until I found a tree T’was then I had the feeling something was watching me ......Read the rest...

... Gus got all of those who were allowed to attend and "available" settled in around his big oak table. He even put in an extra leaf to accomodate, so there was enough space to keep fro......Read the rest...

... Time for a birthday potty... err Party For the one who writes a wee bit naughty The birthday girl is Jan She's sitting on the can I think she might be farty... err forty!......Read the rest...

...Soozie was angry with her boyfriend, Bob Tried dismembering him but botched the job Disgruntled with all men She vowed to try again When she found him in bed with her friend, Rob Soozie was li......Read the rest...

...I woke up today from a long ugly nap that was real was in a horrible dentist chair, same old ridiculous feel…. whacko of a dentist had taken extra-long potty break irritating me for I had one sis......Read the rest...

...There’s glue in my plug sockets Chewed pasta in my pockets Lollipops always stuck under my shelf Oh my love, you are a naughty little elf Crayons and paint colour the dogs bed And again, tod......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...I woke up today from a long ugly nap that was real was in a horrible dentist chair, same old ridiculous feel…. whacko of a dentist had taken extra-long potty break irritating me for I had one sis......Read the rest...