Piffle Poems - Poems about Piffle

...Behold the Pied Piper has tossed his pipe belatedly in the trash Having led folks down some garden paths he trousered wads of cash Dollars, pounds, euros, rolls of wallpaper - the currency didn’......Read the rest...

...We've become moaners, Grumpy and groaners, We talk lots of piffle We cough, and we sniffle. We mumble and grumble, We are not very humble Sighing and crying There's no denying We've become ap......Read the rest...

...WEDNESDAY'S VENT How soon we forget, Syria, Yemen, and Afghanistan Over 25 million Chinese in their new lock down plan All eyes on Ukraine until that too becomes forgotten And to many childre......Read the rest...

...An ogre is seldom awakened by poetic lines but he shakes his fists trying to slander others. I laugh at his desperate attempts at writing. Delighting in his flawed efforts at metaphors. On all ......Read the rest...

...2/4/19 "Nothing Else To Add" Thinking clearly I wrote this sincerely From the one you regard dearly Nearly Everybody having theories Times getting eerie Yearly It didn't always turn out ......Read the rest...

...The secret to life is really quite simple All we need do is cheat and swindle No telling how far we can go Become the leader of the show Embarrass a nation, so big bloody piffle......Read the rest...

...Folks more sophisticated than me might say I ain't got no couth, I suppose, But I ain't a fan of Bach, Liszt and Mozart nor the music they compose! Spare me the screechin' violins, growlin' cel......Read the rest...

...The secret to life is really quite simple All we need do is to cheat and swindle No telling how far we can go Become the leader of the show Embarrass a nation, so big bloody piffle<>...Read the rest...

...Two Words – Redux One Thumb Finger Hand Foot Toe Toes Blunder Thunder Seam Beam Stupidity Contagious Intelligence Desired Planets Stars Venus Mars Milky Way ......Read the rest...

...will you please wake up but first signal where you will place your dreams not there my grey hair and nitro tablets might not mix your eyes so matter-of-factly smack me upon my brow a remin......Read the rest...

...2/23/18 On me you'd tittle tattle Too often you told me fiddle-faddle Now you're beginning to unravel Can't even handle Your own battle And are being used an example For what happens when ......Read the rest...

...Queen of Dark She is ! Peeping through the Window I glean upon the Stupendous glory night He or She I don’t know Who it could be To think it would be a Stumper Question Yet I like to call he......Read the rest...

...You’ve got by somehow so far without debt as You know this way of life is no good, but they won’t leave you be To manage the best way you can with what you have Even if it means doing without b......Read the rest...

...I suppose the prez is proud of his mealy-mouthed spokesman Carney. ('Carnies' are carnival touts famous for spewing a heap of blarney!) I think I'm quite well-versed and understand the English lang......Read the rest...

...I looked out my window and what did I see? A pretty little bird smiling back at me I said, “Hello little friend, how are you?” “Not bad,” he said, “but I've got the flu!” Told him I've got ......Read the rest...