Humour Poems - Poems about Humour

...ODE TO ELEPHANT Elephant Elephant enveloping essence of Earth ! I hear an elevated trumpet far in elixired fair forests my ears etheric ornaments in your elopin......Read the rest...

... Ellison's Theory of Sillitivity In case you haven't heard Explains the reason why silly puns Cause groans, they're so absurd Didn't create these silly things Well not all of 'em at......Read the rest...

... My heart is shaped like a love heart With different compartments inside The largest compartment being LOVE Centre stage and always my guide KINDNESS is another compartment For of acts of kin......Read the rest...

...I wanted to build a skylight in my place. My friends thought it was spurious. So I went and built it anyway. Now the neighbors above me are furious. I got a dog a few months ago, but he doesn'......Read the rest...

...Everybody makes boobies, Put our big feet in it, Just some clumsy footwork And we find ourselves in a pit. Everybody makes boobies, Everybody makes mistakes, When shooting our life’s film, T......Read the rest...

...ODD SOCKS EVERYWHERE! I wake up in the morning, And I don't know what to do, I can only find odd socks, This morning I have an interview! There's some with characters, But I can only find one......Read the rest...

...He thinks post nor prior, poor man’s married, He looks but sees no more, poor man’s married. Late from office and empty-handed still, Now catches up with chore, poor man’s married. Get up whe......Read the rest...

...(To be sang to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians) Novella DeVil. Novella DeVil. She writes to humour, To move and to thrill. She stirs her readers feelings With her......Read the rest...

...World has gotten far too awake, Fancy gender issues to rake. Sex, a matter of choice, One follows inner voice, As suits self choice, one bakes one’s cake. A non-binary brick Has broken old rubr......Read the rest...

... My humour can often be misunderstood Though it's solely my attempt at lightening the mood And putting a smile on everyone's face No deeper, more sinister reason do I have My most seri......Read the rest...

...One's born, grey stuff inherited, Or gets made with a lot lifted, It's not how much you quote, How much yours be of note, If not, every next man’s gifted! _______________________________ ......Read the rest...

...If lesser chimps bow, trail alpha male’s tail, A filly fawns on husky horny stags, Show willing hinds to a dominant male, And paupers if please podgy money-bags, Man, an attired ape, bows to......Read the rest...

...I worry that my coat will murder me. Hanging on Banister’s Edge it’s a man lurking, dark. I’ve seen rows of killers shadowed and waiting, hidden in the ridges of the living room radiator, ready......Read the rest...

... Welcome, Soupers, to our special segment today. We have a very unique guest with us - a cherub! Yes, you heard that right. Please give a warm welcome to our celestial friend, Calvin. Calv......Read the rest...

...We recently went to the zoo, sadly there were animals few. Until we all saw, which caused an uproar, giraffes in the café shop queue.......Read the rest...