Honker Poems - Poems about Honker

...Lost in the solitude of time they journey through the forest in their mind, searching for a path that would lead them out of the dark; the woods were so thick that they had to cut through the shrubs ......Read the rest...

...“What exactly are you?” “I don’t normally ask, but here we are.” “I am, how do you say in earthling? I am your favorite martian.” “What big ears, I mean antennas you have! Do they hurt?” “Only whe......Read the rest...

... A person uses about 57 sheets of toilet paper a day! Holy crap! That sure is a lotta trees There are 58 million dogs living in the U.S. they say But NONE are cuter than our Annie, I beli......Read the rest...

...When the weather change you have no one to blame, when the weather change it can drive you insane, you must prepare for every scenario and the flood water rising up to the corridor, always walk with......Read the rest...

...Mom & Dad must have been primates Coz bananas are my favourite foods When it comes to stuff Jacko eats a lot of For bananas they're in the mood Whenever they passed a bush with vines S......Read the rest...

...Mom & Dad must have been primates Coz bananas are my favourite foods When it comes to stuff Jacko eats a lot of For bananas they're in the mood Whenever they passed a bush with vines S......Read the rest...

...platypus features greasepaint pallor weirdo clown red nose big honker outlandish shoes flail around crazy hairdo balding crown eyes evok......Read the rest...

...Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass circa June 20th, 2022 prompted me to stutter self addressed rapid fire gesundheit nsync with, spluttering “I don't have any allergies!” ......Read the rest...

...Unsolved criminal mystery...modest prevarication Found yours truly a grateful dead head convenient scapegoat dejure Norristown police officers fingerprinted me for casual postal employment ......Read the rest...

...Slips marked and mapped across the intercoastal waterways a scanning breached out of high low tidal waves, silent, still, obscure, and not well hidden liveaboards hold steady isolated sheltered ......Read the rest...

...An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine sens......Read the rest...

...Methane is a gas and don't we know it Quite difficult to be near it and go unnoticed Phew hold your honker Some are real shockers They can clear the surrounding forests of foliage......Read the rest...

...Not nice to pick your nose in public, but why Everyone has a honker, some wipe it on their thigh That's disgusting to me Wipe it where no one can see Like on some ladies' evening dress st......Read the rest...

...Not nice to pick your nose in public, my question is why Everyone has a honker, some even wipe it on their thigh That's disgusting to me Wipe it where no one can see Like on some other la......Read the rest...

...Not nice to pick your nose in public, my question is why Everyone has a honker, some even wipe it on their thigh That's disgusting to me Wipe it where no one can see Like on some other la......Read the rest...