Unsolved Criminal Mystery Modest Prevarication

Unsolved criminal mystery...modest prevarication Found yours truly a grateful dead head convenient scapegoat dejure Norristown police officers fingerprinted me for casual postal employment linked to vicious brutal crime someone else who shared identical name and fingerprints as mine the latter of corpse far fetched stole social security I ream member – being held ransom bound and gagged if paperback writer wrote story resultant account would total about 300 newpages printed August 16th, 2019. Despite never committing major criminal offense routine dactylogram pointed bloody finger of guilt at me, and an all expense trip paid to high security prison. I initially thought ruse as cruel prank (Ritz large), and utter nonsense good humor quickly melted away nsync with sense and sensibility after getting roughly manhandled courtesy dense sumo size wrestlers (think Andre the giant) humongous state troopers. They spoke staccato rapid fire automatic gunfire tongue with unfamiliar accents, and kept no holds barred steely iron tense grip upon this skinny, shy, scared... long haired pencil necked geek. Said uniformed, nasty mean looking, heavily muscled, pierced, tattooed... armed to the dagger oh type teeth gendarmes escorted, forced, shoved... These foo fighters, not friendly village people, nor Mister Fred Roger type gents violently tossed yours truly... carelessly knocked out any remaining toothless cents from out my noggin. Slam dunked me into back seat bullet proof partitioned cheaply tricked paddy wagon went these lovely bones. Events of my life passed before myopic mind's third eye blind. These hooligans counted as nothing but hoodlums from Bedlam. A "FAKE" outlaw film of unreel projections, unspooled, and untethered within fifty shades of fist size gray matter. Surreal elegance definitely case of mistaken rather stolen identity perpetrator(s) data mined under my uber outsize honker mine outside Semitic schnozzle created double blind spot. Yea twas while aye became entranced, mesmerized, yoked (albeit visually) courtesy aromatic exotic incense held this hybrid piqued bishop, chain mailed (gratis United States postal service) good knight captive, where agents provocateurs kickstarted, out maneuvered, and pinned yours truly with engulfed par excellence for the course. Aforesaid mean drama played out across mine mien anxiety riddled body electric. Analogous to once upon time life size chess board, I felt marshalled (tuckered out nonetheless) like life size pawn gambled as live pièce de résistance.