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Crap Poems - Poems about Crap

Crap Poems - Examples of all types of poems about crap to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for crap.
Premium Member Dumb Animals
... In the midst of all the turmoil in the world A simple reconnect with the past Can make the crap that we constantly hear Seems so unimportant real fast So unimportant in the overall sc......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, anger,
Form: Rhyme



My Experience With The Runes
...I did write poems on each Rune. The Frissian futhorc I assume, Each new rune lesson learnt- a boon. Art and poems I showed to kin. Kin stated poems and art a win, Rune poems writ came from ......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, growth, mystery, poetry,
Form: Other
A Celestial Trap
...Got stuck in a celestial trap, Found myself nowhere within the gap. Fell only for the crap, Driving me insane with this verbose map! Poke my nose, pinch my ear, Don't want to reach near those ......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, blessing, emotions, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Ballad of the mooch of the VIGI
...I know a hag who begs for loot She is wheelchair bound like me too Her soft skills are fake, this ol' koot. I ask her to stop, do I seem rude? The staff tell her to stop this crap One dude in ......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, hilarious, rude,
Form: Ballad
Insomnia
...The hassle of Insomnia Is like foolish dogs in paranoia Over things they can't understand Like barking in a magic wand When will their foolishness stop Doing things that are all crap, Min......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, animal,
Form: Rhyme



2 Weeks of Hell
...Today's Mother's Day Cafe closed, I scream. Going bonkers place to place wheelchair bound. To irked to do whatnot I let off steam , Saturday, same crap. I wheelchair around. Last week Cafe close......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, anger, angst, anxiety,
Form: Ottava rima
Crapping Out A Masterpiece, Part I
...It’s funny to look at creatives, painters, writers, musicians and such, look back across their bodies of work, and laugh at how much of it is luck, that things they put their whole soul into now......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, art, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member we never throw anything away
...A piece of brown crap metal What could I do with it? I did not know, but I knew I would have to try Since it was free, I lugged it home Seashells with holes Discarded by a button factory Thou......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse
Electoral Apathy
... A Petrchan sonnet) The. Dems or ‘cons two sides of the same bit Vote I would never do. A waste of time I have better things to do‘on my dime Both parties suck ass and they stink like s*it ......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, america, anger, angst, political,
Form: Sonnet
You Can't
...You Can't You Can't Fool All Of the People All of the Time. Oh, Crap! Did Somebody Already Say That? Duh. -Gray Squirrel 04-27-2024......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Teeth and Ears
... Flackmoth chuckles when he hears chickens have neither teeth nor ears. Nothing strange about that, he said? “I’m nearly deaf now and in a few years I expect no tooth left in my head. Deaf ......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Your Mouth Is Foul
...I;m not buying what you sell Because I can already tell Everything you say to me Isn't truthful, can't you see The interest's no longer there You're talking but I don't hear Any words my ears a......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, heart, hurt, leaving, relationship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Earth Abides - Reason for query
...You asked, how can I laugh and live And show no sign of fear to give? In anger's grip, I too shout real loud Yet, also in tears, I burst, my fears unbound. Why be so critical then, you ask To ......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, adventure, appreciation, earth, environment,
Form: Rhyme
Shopping
...We used to go shopping, you and I. Dressing room privacy, Mom corner-facing Then turn, you turn, front and back, A view from every side. Ooos and ahs . . . So pretty, Mom’s pretty daughter. Wh......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, mother daughter,
Form: Free verse
Speak now
...Speak to me now that you are not here tell me all the things I need to hear answer my questions calm my fears come to hug me tonight tell me that I'm dear... You made me feel ugly you made......Read the rest...
Categories: crap, absence,
Form: Rhyme

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