Bladder Poems - Poems about Bladder

...The first little piggy went to market; The second demurred and preferred to stay home; The gluttonous third one Ate all of the roast beef, So the fourth hungry piggy got none. Although it's not ......Read the rest...

... Older age being old is always ten years ahead: meanwhile I’ve decided to embrace my present age positively I walk, don’t run, affecting a dignified lumbering; if I stumble,I welcome......Read the rest...

... When I was younger and thought of old age Thought we all became senile at this elderly stage It appears I was wrong, I can still go potty And able to dress this tired old body Try......Read the rest...

... I have to go pee you see and my bladder is oh so tiny so won't you please hurry, no don't show your hiney one leg up on leg down go ahead leak, then get out of my way, ... Oh Blime......Read the rest...

...Jill was out on a leisurely stroll When she suddenly needed to go Her thighs she tightly squeezed And headed for the trees But tripped and fell, pants now wet, oh no! Roy went for his early mo......Read the rest...

...Fido took time watering the large tree Forced to stand in line at dog park to pee Fidgeting they can't hold it Fearing to move they all sit A pet peeve, with bladder concern; knock-knee 5/1/20......Read the rest...

...Banks did not burst, just a dribbling bladder of river leaked into our back yards. It drooled over damp roots, seeped into groundhog holes, into ditches, where winter debris had already washe......Read the rest...

... Sunrise and already the water is being seared with a glow as if under a grill. You can feel the heat building in the morning air, the sand still warm from yesterday. The tide has left......Read the rest...

...Horrible, my map upended our time with boot camp son. Horrible to get back to base, not be caught, had to run. Horrible, to see Mom hurried into hospice, her hours few. Horrible when we heard la......Read the rest...

...3 a.m. a green modem light, blinks regularly in a dark bedroom. A hoot owl breaks the silence, its call is never predictable, always out of step with your own heartbeat. Something different......Read the rest...

...Everybody had a personal favorite or that one teacher that for some reason we just didn't like. Back in the day, when I was in 6th grade, there was a math teacher that for some reason we just didn't ......Read the rest...

...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Old age once seemed like some distant destination on some horizon uncharted. Yet, just as one step in front of the other will take you thousands of miles if you......Read the rest...

...Am I really the only one thinking outside the box, When it comes to pension costs, Regardless of whether people are able to work or not, With some working til they drop. Let me open my box and ......Read the rest...

...The twisting and turning snatches of light are back on the wall I can't decypher them - they don't have messages within There's more to be known from snatches of caught words than prepared words ......Read the rest...

...It is finally time to talk about the wee dance A dance exhibited throughout the ages By all walks of life At all times and in all places Now children love the wee dance Legs crossed tightly, ......Read the rest...