Baloney Poems - Poems about Baloney

... She asked him where he’d been. He said she was crazy for questioning him. She asked him why he stayed gone. He assured her it was better to be alone. She asked him when he’d be home. He ......Read the rest...

...Heavy sigh and moan There's too much spam on my phone So leave me alone......Read the rest...

...When Old Mother Hubbard Examined her cupboard And found not a scrap there to munch on, Not one morsel that clung To an ort or a crumb, She felt foolish and dumb And stood sucking her thumb Whi......Read the rest...

...Rum had heard the rumour, “There’s a great new movie out.” He asked around to find out what the plot might be about It’s a tale of dogs so naughty, folk won’t go outdoors Twas Ronnie Rat that told......Read the rest...

... Proud,arrogant and full of baloney! Oh, she charmed poets for sure. Loved to be judge and juror. God saw this,r......Read the rest...

..."Labour not to be rich: cease from thine own wisdom. Wilt thou set thine eyes upon that which is not? for riches certainly make themselves wings; they fly away as an eagle toward heave......Read the rest...

... The PC’s a must, don’t you know? A laptop, a few iPads or iPhones. How else can we get on with lifes’s show? Calls are fewer, texts, you betcha. Emojis now equal to beautifu......Read the rest...

...The poet comes up the road that the sun has baked to a faded yellow. His collar is open and his throat glistens with sweat. His thin brown hair is damp and plastered down. He's not young and there's ......Read the rest...

...Good eve to you and sets the sun Let's have some fun, stay on alert For someone will get their just desserts Not you though it's no piece of cake As I had mine and ate it too On just the other s......Read the rest...

...I don't cuss or smoke, And I don't chew "tabakky"; I don't sniff or dip snuff, Ugh! that stuff is just tacky; I only drink on occasion, Like at sundown and such; I rarely go to casinos Or play......Read the rest...

...Love is parading around on the stove tonight Cooking beanie weanies for the likes of me. The smell makes me smile. And he makes me giddy. For fifty-five years I have been in love with this fiftee......Read the rest...

...Buddy, my giant pony dog, stood in back of my car. Thinking he could keep me here, hoping I would stay home. Where he wants me. Honking did not move him. He did not respond to yelling either. Jo......Read the rest...

...ACRIMONY : People are stuck on illusory ideas, So they get you badly addressed. A whole lot of pain they causes you, Mainly,as their words get you drooled. Rating you with lies and comparisons......Read the rest...

...Oh the humanity the humanity Oh spare me the grief thy fake tears woe is me, mentality syrupy behaviour Munchausen propensity it sticks between my teeth Oh spare me the pathos ha......Read the rest...

...I went to a crazy bar in a fancy car with a supermodel. I had everything I wished, except it felt so bare and hollow. Woke up and cried, though I know, no one heard my sorrow, How I hoped I was br......Read the rest...