Funny Poems That'll Make Your Day & Make You Laugh

I saw god near a pawnshop today: He had a crack pipe and a crooked smile. When he asked me for a quarter, I gave it to him. And that’s when he told me of his omnipotence. What a neat guy. ...

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At the risk of coming off turgid I offer this tale esoteric Hoping it’s not found insipid Nor causes one to be apoplectic But rather received with alacrity Without the need for paroxysm My word there’ll be no chicanery And avoidance of anachronism Far from being sesquipedalian Nor need for any razzmatazz The tale of the slubberdegullion Who thought himself full with pizzazz Though being so supercilious His...

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The two Cobs at the beach made a stop Each then laid out their blanket to plop! But they somehow forgot That day's sun was too hot- Quickly, Madam Cob's kernels did pop! ...

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Mary ate a great big ham her gills turned white as snow So, to the bathroom Mary went ‘cos up she had to throw Entry in...

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sun's too hot to bear— he just wanted a tan but became a snack fast....

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Coocoo doodle I do, Not every day I coo, What Mum can do, I can – My skin needs a sun tan. My hair with homemade curls, My makeup shines like pearls. I'm just a baby, see, Acting adult, maybe. Bring napkins for wee-wee, Ensure fun flows for free. Tie me nappies for poo. And bandage my boo-boo. Baby guys will whistle, Love – their own epistle. While I...

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I took my new friend from Mars, to the store not to the bars. He was accompanied by his little green dog, many thought he was a funny looking frog. They messed their little green suits, so no more fresh fruits. A diaper they will need, so they can go home and be freed....

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So what’s your excuse for a blind date? My boyfriend cheated on me, what’s yours? Caught my mum in bed with my girlfriend. Did you say anything? No, she was on top, so I didn’t want to do anything Did you tell your Dad No, my Dad's girlfriend killed him when she found out he was married. Wow, you don’t have a...

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There was a carney, I knew as Larry. He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry. Sherry loved her yellow canary, and trusted its care while gone to Barry. While she was gone, the bird somehow got free. He looked everywhere, where could that bird be? His eyes looked up as he dropped to one knee, and prayed for help to find...

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The Kitten In canine halls of wisdom, where dogs do reside, A furry little menace, has decided to abide, A kitten, small and sassy, with eyes so bright, A ball of fluff and trouble, that's always in sight. She pounces on my tail, with a playful little mew, I'm like "Hey, what's the deal?" but she just looks at me "mew", She's...

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I had a vain neighbor called Jimsmooth Opened on baywalk a fruit drink booth Bragging, he downed sweet stuff Till gummy gums got rough Sugar binge left him without a tooth!...

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Cyril Ramaphosa his voice box sometimes goes hoars-a swallowed a Cheshire Cat, great white smile running miles keeping da Amerikanos on the dial ...

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Donald Trump jumping hundreds of humps chowing quite a bit of rumps, red faced wonder if he suffered mumps, imagine him laced … ...

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Elon Musk rid himself of tusks and husks millions in bank thank dank stank Hank ...

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I run with the wind, past a couple of windsocks. I see they sometimes droop, sometimes stretched full, indicating the speed of the wind that thrusts forward my body, helping the tired legs stride at the pace of the wind. My legs seem to wear windsocks, so, I know my running speed. ...

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