Teachers Funny Poems

The only thing that lasts the test of time is Love.
Love for our family and 
For our kin,
Love for our failures.
Even Love for our wins.
Love...

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At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees
Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please
They all go about their business...

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A movie, oh wow, when one need not be Woke!
A girl was a girl, a bloke was a bloke.

I forget I was born when times...

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Blood Brothers is packed with humour and poignancy.
It was a play I was privileged to study for GCSE.
I learned that I was connected to its...

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G=Graduation day I will wear my cap-gown for my dressing.               ...

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Boys sprawled on the floor
intent on setting up their army men
The floor cold and inviting
The stare of a teachers eye
The curve of her smile at...

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Back in the 1950s, my father took our fam’ly t
o view the many fine displays in a brand new art museum.
He claimed our neighbor’d raved...

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Lockdown over, I had to head to school
my pupils waiting to learn the golden rule
I got ready and put on that mask
following the health protocols...

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Swoosh !!
Hey Bruce ;
What's that ray of light ;
Yo, man out of sight;
Come here baby let me hold you tight;
I don't know what it...

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there once was a thief from devin

whose teachers called him sir kevin

but his mom and dad

were indeed more sad

he worked eleven to seven....

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Gathering the Bones

You must believe me, 
I am in power. 
I know what is right for you. 
Your vote put me here, 
you can not...

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Faraway Town

The problems of America, 
they can not reach me. 
I don't worry about a thing. 
I live happily and free, 
in the basement of...

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Prayer 

On Sunday, 
The saints gather…
Not the normal service, 
later, when others…
are home. 

They are quiet, 
and humble. 
They have come, 
to the house of...

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The Ugly Sweater

Grandma taught me to crochet. 
My aunt she taught me to knit. 
I can do neither well. 
It is the truth. 
At six,...

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He Was The Music Man


Mr Pankridge
was a totem pole,
red-haired, blue-mouthed militant,
Six-foot, tip-toeing, tangle-footed trip hazard.
“The Music Wizard”
or “Hanky Panky” if he’s grumpy.
He could spit Mussorgsky
across...

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