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Life Funny Poems

These Life Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Life. These are the best examples of Funny Life poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Respect For The Shoe
The things I have to put up with because of you humans
How would you like it if you didn't get cleaned , every day I...

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Categories: appreciation, fantasy, funny,



Premium Member When Silence Speaks
Now you have gone away,
I have not much to say.
Remembering sitting on the bay, 
even when the big clouds were gray.
I know you could not...

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Categories: funny, bird, day, dream, love,

Premium Member Disaster
I went for my early morning run,
just me and my young son.
It was to be a lot of fun,
then home for a hot cross bun.
We...

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Categories: funny, fun, giggle, mom, son,

Premium Member A Hooked Fish
Nervous I sat,
waiting to be called.
I wasn’t sure what it was he said,
but it meant a lot to me.
Then I realized,
he was not talking to...

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Categories: funny, me, scary, spoken word,

Loretta Devil ---- to the tune of Cruella Devil
Loretta Devil
Loretta Devil
She thinks she's queen of the hill
When she's hitting that herb at will
The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare
All the...

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Categories: age, crazy, funny, health,



Premium Member Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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Categories: funny, giggle, song, time, uplifting,

Premium Member Love
"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love." Sophocles, Greek Poet 

How is the tender word love...

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Categories: funny, cry, day, family, food,

Premium Member Everybody Makes Bobies
Everybody makes boobies,
Put our big feet in it,
Just some clumsy footwork
And we find ourselves in a pit.

Everybody makes boobies,
Everybody makes mistakes,
When shooting our life’s film,
There...

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Categories: bird, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Tangerine Sunsets
I love the end of the day,
when the sun want to climb into bed.
The moon will be rising soon,
showing off it's big bright face.

 

The...

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Categories: funny, day, flower, goodbye, love,

Premium Member Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man
air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and...

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Categories: allegory, anxiety, funny, life,

Premium Member Then, the Good Old Days
Then, the Good Old Days
Better than what’s now, always
This law, all obeys

When, in good times past
Bygones better, Everlast
Nows always surpassed

And, back further still
Even better then,...

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Categories: funny, future, humorous, time,

Premium Member Book Hobby
Quote By Poet: "Don't Let Books or Poems Become A Thing Of The Past."

A bookstore I can not pass up,
I need a new book I...

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Categories: funny, bird, humor, kid, poets,

Premium Member Zinnia
Quote By Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."

Here in a lovely garden we sit,
growing very close-knit.
Our faces of pretty color,
are bigger...

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Categories: funny, flower, garden, giggle, hello,

Premium Member LIFE
Life with it's ups and down's
I love you day and night
Family and friends make
Every moment extra special...

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Categories: funny, day, family, friend, love,

I wonder of what wisdom school
Many a silly fool ever so cool,
I wonder comes O from what wisdom school  
That he wins over all wise as a rule.

And if...

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Categories: funny,


Book: Shattered Sighs