Hands Off

He had hands just like an octopus Made me want to scream out loud and cus I fixed him a deep stare Made him very aware Touch my boobies - I’ll make a huge fuss 15th November 2014

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Joel Thornton

Date: 11/24/2014 7:08:00 PM

NICE LIMMERICK.. I will come read and comment on more of your work. ~Joel

Jan Allison
Date: 11/25/2014 1:00:00 AM

Thanks Joel:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/23/2014 10:37:00 PM

Jan, I am reading the comments on this one and seeing that you didn't write it to be funny?? what??? I think it is FUNNY!! which limerick did YOU lose with? Can you believe that tiny list of winners? good grief.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2014 12:58:00 AM

I submitted the piles one lol - I was angry when I wrote this lol but I agree it is funny as limericks SHOULD be! hugs jan xx

Robert Johnson

Date: 11/19/2014 5:49:00 PM

Nice limerick Jan. I'm going to leave it at that. I've written three comments to this and erased them. :) Peace. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2014 6:21:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Robert:-) hugs Jan xx

Dorian Petersen Potter

Date: 11/17/2014 7:24:00 PM

Eh Jan very humorous limerick, you've penned here my dear friend. Love your last stanza the most...so funny! A 7 for me! :) Love and hugs! xxx D.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/18/2014 7:46:00 AM

It wasn't funny at the time Dorian I can laugh now:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/17/2014 5:04:00 PM

Why would you ruin my oh so sensuous image with your thermal vest. Not sexy! Can't a guy dream.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 5:08:00 PM

Sorry to disappoint its the truth! hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/17/2014 5:00:00 PM

What an a hole! I hate those kind of situations. You are out to enjoy yourself and someone ruins it. Personally I blame it on those Mellons of yours, you know the two bald heads, that low cut T-Shirt. Oh no I don't. I blame it on that a hole! Was he drunk because if he was I blame it on the a hole and drinking too much.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 5:02:00 PM

I was actually wearing my thermal vest and a sweatshirt Maurice not an inch of flesh on show lol Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/17/2014 5:00:00 PM

On the possitive side...great poem!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 5:02:00 PM

LOl Hugs Jan x

James Fraser

Date: 11/17/2014 4:51:00 PM

Oh my! hands everywhere. How dare he, but such happens in everyday life, without requesting such attention. The message is here, all be it, in this Limerick - nice one Jan, James xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 4:54:00 PM

I didn't see it as funny when I wrote this on Saturday James - can see the humour in it now:-) Hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 11/17/2014 4:17:00 PM

This is fun Jan! Thanks for the laugh!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 4:21:00 PM

When I wrote it on Saturday night Richard I didn't actually write it as a humourous poem... but I can see why other's find it funny as I do now:-) Hugs jan xx

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 11/17/2014 12:25:00 PM

hilarious Jan my sides are splitting hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 3:36:00 PM

You wont believe it Shadow ... but when I wrote this on Saturday I wasn't laughing - but I can look at it now and see it is amusing:-) Hugs Jan xx

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 11/17/2014 12:14:00 PM

Ha ha more like deck him one in my opinion. Love this limerick Jan. love phyl

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 3:34:00 PM

Thanks Phyllis:-) Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 11/17/2014 9:54:00 AM

You've turned out to be a very popular lady here in the Soup... and well deserved I might add! THis one is an example of why they keep coming back to check you out... humour is the secret and us two guys rule the roost! Love and big huggsies, sister Jan! XXX

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 10:52:00 AM

Thanks so much Jack think I've found my niche in soup as you have too :-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 11/17/2014 8:52:00 AM

Very witty, Jan! In cases like these it makes sense to leave quietly and avoid unwanted trouble. hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 10:52:00 AM

Thanks Paul:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jasmine Cruz

Date: 11/17/2014 7:04:00 AM

I love this Limerick. you did a great job Jan. Sorry I been working doubles for 3 days straight. Hard to do anything other than sleep. Have a great day

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 10:51:00 AM

Thanks Jasmine:-) Hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 11/17/2014 5:11:00 AM

witty limerick using octopus for a crazed man... fine read of the day!.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 10:51:00 AM

Thanks Nette:-) I do try and write with humour whenever possible:-) hugs jan x

Terry O'Leary

Date: 11/17/2014 2:21:00 AM

Very funny... (though not for the octopus)... ;-))

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 10:49:00 AM

Thanks Terry:-) Hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/17/2014 12:44:00 AM

A delightfully funny limerick dear, Jan. I have enjoyed it very much! Just for the history of it will add a clarification. I am certain you know that Octopus is a Greek word meaning: "Eight-legged" however, not all eight of them are legs! Ha-ha! Your limerick is just perfect!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 1:03:00 AM

Thanks Demetrios:-) Hugs Jan xx

Mama Bear

Date: 11/16/2014 8:27:00 PM

Guess you have no time for slime Way to go and never give in to the drunks Problem he won't remember it the next day. At least he wasn't hanging off the flag pole LOL Hugs Edith

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 1:02:00 AM

ha ha ha Mama bear:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/16/2014 1:44:00 PM

Very funny, Jan! There was a joke once where a woman asks a man if he's Italian. He says, "No, why?" She replies, "'Cause you got Roman hands." I caught an octopus once and wrote an article on it for "Florida Wildlife" magazine. Its arms had suction cups and I was trying to pry it off my boat. Each time I lifted off one arm, it stuck down another one. LOL Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 11/16/2014 2:11:00 PM

Unfortunately this happened last night the guy was drunk Carolyn so we had to leave as i felt so uncomfortable:-( Hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/16/2014 12:54:00 PM

You must have been wearing your low cut purple shirt..Lol.... You are hilarious lady : )

Jan Allison
Date: 11/16/2014 2:10:00 PM

no it was thermal vest and sweatshirt Charma! Hugs jan lol

Tim Smith

Date: 11/16/2014 9:00:00 AM

Must have been the vest...lol.....hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 11/16/2014 9:06:00 AM

I had it on under my pink sweatshirt lol! Hugs jan xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

Date: 11/16/2014 8:17:00 AM

HoHo Jan, a huge fuss...that's my fav. Love XXXXX RAJAT

Jan Allison
Date: 11/16/2014 8:57:00 AM

LOl thanks Rajat:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/15/2014 9:34:00 PM

I am feeling a wee bit guilty now, sorry you are just too irresistible!!! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/16/2014 3:15:00 AM

No worries Arthur ...for some reason I attract the nutters lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Wayne Riley

Date: 11/15/2014 8:17:00 PM

Good on you, Jan. And beautifully written too. Hugs to you back

Jan Allison
Date: 11/16/2014 3:13:00 AM

Thanks Wayne:-) Hugs jan xx

Gary Bateman

Date: 11/15/2014 7:59:00 PM

Jan . . . Octopus - huh?? A neat subject for your Limerick here. Enjoyed this one!! With this subject, perhaps Maurice Yvonne could excel with another one of his "Love Poems." Just a thought . . . . Best Wishes Always, Gary

Jan Allison
Date: 11/15/2014 8:00:00 PM

Yes i reckon Maurice could weave a wonderful tale around this limerick lol:-) Hugs Jan xx