Trolls Poems

Trolls

The trolls that haunt this site
and think they're always right,
who bully,  b itch and moan 
are rotten to the bone.

I find it hard to hide my smirks
as they're a freaky load of jerks.

No hint of humor there
but I don't really care;
I shake my head, I'm numb
(I'd hate to be so dumb).

I find it hard

Trolls, Bots and Spidered Webs

Through false truth, the Rus reclaims hegemony,
Farming trolls to be enrolled,
'Neath bridges, clowns, see enemies, 
Puking riddles on those tolled.

Then the bots deliver the hurl,
Regurgitate into the net,
Till truth is common as a pearl,
Yet what you see is what you get.

Spidered webs entangle yonder,
The language largely modeled,
And artificial minds are left to ponder,
Which words are

Mean Girls and Trolls

I never knew some girls could be so mean
and carry on like a trans high school teen.
   It sure ain’t raging hormones
   cos this coven are old crones
who crave attention and wish to be seen!

So I shall grant them that wish they so crave
and make ‘em my witch ‘n make ‘em

Trolls

Lurking behind false identities 
And faceless names 
They launch a venomous attack 
Pulling you down the road to defame
Their malicious intent to vilify your name
Is a vicious and preposterous game 
Shameless trolls are a sadistic ploy
Often media houses deploy 

feeling superior to trolls

they live in the toadstools of Venue Valley
materializing only when wanting to do mischief
or to frighten a superstitious human

I heard them giggling once,
but they did not appear to me
trolls are fearful of redheaded girls

We have a reputation of turning them into toads
or bats, cats, snakes or worse
it is our Celtic heritage on speed

come on out!

Eafer Trolls

The Trolls of NeighCassier smiled
as they undermined.
They acted sweet and welcoming
:but they were mean and rude and
unkind.
The evaluated situations with
prowess and assortment and hust
they made enemies of the dwarfingdores
and smuggled there squashes and stuff.
There women acted like witches
there men were shy and mean
they raided fields in the evening
and at night
they'd wear twigs to be unseen.
Potatoes

my promise to the trolls

on Wednesday I blew away and it was a delight.
north wind picked me up and carried me out of sight.
I landed in troll village, and they declared me bright.
Voted me mayor, were all impressed with my height.
I was a head-turner, caused a riot, and a fight.
Promised them I will be back again on Friday night.

abusers and trolls smile too

Some of the most charming people in the world
are trolls with mean dispositions they hide for months at a time
They like to date lively, joyful, women
These charmers are lovely; saying the right things
Tricking these women into falling in love with them
After they capture these women, they attempt to isolate them
Doing their best to keep them

Knocking on Doors

Knocking on doors, people to meet,
house after house, street after street,
keeping going, day after day,
whatever polls or trolls might say,
there's not much time for resting feet.

Car park selfies, the meet and greet,
sharing stickers and printed sheets,
no time to waste, there’s no delay,
knocking on doors.

Sunshine, showers, rinse then repeat,
change is never an easy feat,
when the future

The Trolls

Everyday, from time to time
They do things that do not rhyme 
To and fro without a cause 
Barking bitterness without a pause 

They're like pests on a plant 
Or like ants in the pants 
Doing nothing but to bite 
Bringing nothing but blight 

Jabbering from here to there 
Jabbering everywhere 
They know nothing but to

Truffle Trolls

People reveal the contents of their heart.
drip by painful drip.
It takes courage to tell the world what ails them.
What hurt them-stomped them down.
How they are in the process of healing.
Climbing back up that brutal mountain, called self-doubt.
Frayed hope-sliding back down -getting back on route.
A million questions slung in the face.
What is God anyway, who are

The Wind Is Blowing, and Something Smells

Yes, I know fetid air has been filtering in  
Everyone around chokes on the stench, 
sour gin disguised as sweet words 
from the mouth of the depraved, loving sin
one can never smother foul barnyard scents  

It would take a thousand fragrant candles  
to burn the donkey's ass 
and get rid of the

Trolls Want To Share a Wife

Three old trolls looked for a wife.
One to keep the rest of their life.
They decided they wanted to share one.
A woman who can cook said the troll who was fun.
A woman who was jolly and fine said Jimmy Whine.
A woman who wants me to make her mine.
I just want one who likes counting toes.
Said the

Scaring the Trolls

two of the happiest most colorful trolls of the hour
came by in a wheelbarrow and picked up a flower
I watched them and smiled, they were having such fun.
one of them fell out and landed smack on his bum.

they both thought this was a hoot, and laughed merrily.
I ran out and asked if either would like

Giving Four Trolls a Chance

They were gnarly and snarly and mean with sticking out tummies.
I think they are horrible, nasty, mean, and maybe they’re dummies.
That is not a nice way to be, my mother told me, give them a chance.
I crept up on them and watched while they did a tiny troll-like dance.

Their bare feet were joyful, they were

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