Trimmer Poems - Poems about Trimmer

...Embrace the Day Before manscaping with my hair trimmer, my arm hair army wrapped further, further around my cylindrical arms, like wheat stalks before the harvest. All atilt in a summertime wi......Read the rest...

...Written: October 30, 2023, For Brian Strand Contest ______________________________________________ as gloominess drops to the ground the lamplighter performs his ro......Read the rest...

...Well here we are us happy guys At the start of an exciting new day The sun is shining the boidies are singing What more is there to say! Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie Or ......Read the rest...

...Don’t you know why Ted is slimmer? His eyes no more with hopes glimmer: Had long swum in pools with shimmer, As long in frustration swimmer; Ted would not bear Todd’s New Tipper Plus dreams of m......Read the rest...

...There’s a picture going around of a man who’s from our city he’s got his Johnson out and my gosh it is a biggie the girls have shared it with all the girls it’s gone viral so I’m told my mate s......Read the rest...

...Does your back end waddle like a duck? Does your rear sway from side to side? Is there a rumbling sound when sitting down With large ripples in your hide? Perhaps it's that second piece......Read the rest...

... A line trimmer doesn’t really eat; That’s a trick that would be quite neat. Instead, it tends to aerosolize, Throw grass in your nose and rocks in your eyes. Turns poison ivy to a fine......Read the rest...

...gardens are where we are: from "Eden" to "Gilgamesh", "Babylon" to "Gethsemane" from mountain to coast, town to country from wetlands to desert oasis, under the sea to the edge of ice f......Read the rest...

...I’m ready for Tic Tac Toe Cause I got my own rhymes to show Watch me shine My X’s are always in a row Can you feel the room react as it feels my glow The Tickity Tac Tac Clackity Clack Clack......Read the rest...

...LASTING THOUGHT One less tat on the plate, makes for a trimmer waistOne tat too many, a extra inch on your waist grac......Read the rest...

...Does your back end waddle like a duck? Does your rear sway from side to side? Is there a rumbling sound when sitting down With large ripples in your hide? Perhaps it's that second piece......Read the rest...

...She doesn’t like the garden on the wall, where the flowers are without fragrance. You hammer the alphabet nails into her brain. Her little thumb and index finger waver on a hard pencil. She ......Read the rest...

...Memory has got deeper, lake deep. There are bodies still yoyoing around in that water – most of them younger images of me. A buoyed-up-recognizable-self rises to the surface: I’ve lost weig......Read the rest...

...Oh how I Love His pizzazz and his charm, he will never do me harm, he is full of life, he is such a delight, with his hope and his dreams, he's not always as he seems. Oh how I love H......Read the rest...

...Stability with direction Turning and swiveling Never in a backward tilt Wheels always turning Sprinkling and seasoning With sugar and spice A dash and dab here and there Creating a master pe......Read the rest...