Scrotum Poems - Poems about Scrotum

...Our enemies the Philistines As we were taught in Sunday school Are extras in the battle lines To die, as we were born to rule What lovely racists we’ve become Programmed to hate our nation’s f......Read the rest...

...After thousands of years due to global ice melt in the permafrost my carcass has been unearthed. Not surprisingly I was hairy and proto-Slavic. Some idiot named me ‘Derick Specimen 974.2’, ......Read the rest...

...I have a scramble on this individual. He made a dress out of unoriginal. His capacity to fly was conceived. It is labeled as the sky has heaved. In his glove, he hid a weapon. Rock......Read the rest...

...Supreme Court Rules of Twelve Useless Morons raping Constitution Law.......Read the rest...

...Somebody check the fellow in the next bed I've got a feeling he may well be dead When they brought him, he was bleeding from the head Somebody check the fellow in the next bed Back home, I was ......Read the rest...

...I powerfully doubt, If you wont be soon out: At this decided pace, The lion humble in a race; (Unless you court a banned steroid That the living enables to act Humanoid For , indeed, l’ve seen ......Read the rest...

...E Do not hold your breath. P take the horse out of the rain... E Do not look a gift horse in the mouth. P To the given horse do not look out the teeth... E Piss off P inflate the scrotum vol......Read the rest...

...I do not like you folk I do not like you woke I'd rather you not spoke Your throats I'd like to choke All you do is criticize See things with an evil eye The e......Read the rest...

...If Christ in his triumph and glory Decides to unravel a new chapter and story By returning from whence he departed, He shall in stupefaction be started, To find out this wanton era Has indeed, ......Read the rest...

...His heartbeat is at home, whom he cherishes as a cub I am the spice and the escort for every night club he claims with tears, his matrimony is morbid my opposition has grown limbs to completely fo......Read the rest...

...WE CAN’T BE COMPLACENT WITH CODVID-19 We are fighting an unseen enemy It is real not rare- this coronavirus At this time of COVID-19 pandemic being our enemy Don’t be complacent Mr. Clean You......Read the rest...

...Put on a troubling list on MSN Is that store that I've spent too much of time in If I had the money, I would buy it Yeah, Colleen But I'm glad I don't I can't wear their clothes When it closes ......Read the rest...

... What can a bewildered brotha’ say, it happens every unnatural day Sunshine is labeled as shade, crystal clear is called opaque fade Did I make a left turn into the wrong dimension? ......Read the rest...

...A basketball player named Odom Wants to dribble the balls in his scrotum He tries to bounce them Hardwood boards renounce them Odom can't put 'em back ~ has to tote 'em!......Read the rest...

...The Heat I have a new girlfriend her name is Mary-Jane. I think she's from the south where the plants grow green and bright. Mary Jane and I just spent the hot afternoon together ? Watching......Read the rest...