Scrotum Poems - Poems about Scrotum

Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no1

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Tandoori or Tangerine Tan?

Mister rich lister Blister

Sinister Mandarin Minister


Sin..Spin & Chagrin Talisman

Jaundice scrotum prejudice totem

Prime time Pantomime

Podium pandem...

Tangerine or Tandoori Tan Man - full version

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Tandoori or Tangerine Tan?

Mister rich lister Blister

Sinister Mandarin Minister


Sin..Spin & Chagrin Talisman

Jaundice scrotum prejudice totem

Podium pandemonium
 
Needs Imodium....

Those We Love

...Those we love don't go away
They walk beside us everyday
And, I wish you knew her 
When You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown was running
I wish you would’ve seen her that night
Beaming with pride
A...

Argh the bane of daylight savings time November 3rd 2024

...Argh... the bane of daylight savings time – November 3rd 2024

Hour hands clock back
sixty minutes of Autumn
round about same of month
every year, what a bummer,
an inconvenient truth
diverged...

HELL is O

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Hell
 is 'o'
Hell'o'_____
Simple:  sell the kids 
for food 
\black is now grey
and white is dead /
wash my skin / oh no \
i am human once again
How time eats ass
and memories feed mouth...

A New Music in Paradise

...I want to spoil you,
Draw closer until our lips meet
In a long, slow kiss of passion.
My lips slide down your neck,
Tracing the veins softly,
Feeling your pulse under my touch.

I go lower, fi...

Collective Punishment

...Our enemies the Philistines
As we were taught in Sunday school
Are extras in the battle lines
To die, as we were born to rule

What lovely racists we’ve become
Programmed to hate our nation’s f...

Soft Tissue Attached

...After thousands of years
due to global ice melt in the permafrost
my carcass has been unearthed.

Not surprisingly I was hairy and
proto-Slavic.

Some idiot named me ‘Derick Specimen 974.2’,
...

The Iron Man

...I have a scramble on this individual.
He made a dress out of unoriginal.
His capacity to fly was conceived.
It is labeled as the sky has heaved.

In his glove, he hid a weapon.
Rock...

Scrotum

...Supreme Court Rules of Twelve Useless Morons raping 
Constitution Law....

To a Fleeing Billy Goat

...I powerfully doubt,
If you wont be soon out:
At this decided pace,
The lion humble in a race;
(Unless you court a banned steroid
That the living enables to act Humanoid
For , indeed, l’ve seen ...

English Expressions With Denotation In Brazil

...E Do not hold your breath.
P take the horse out of the rain...

E Do not look a gift horse in the mouth.
P To the given horse do not look out the teeth...

E Piss off
P inflate the scrotum vol...

I Do Not Like You Folk

...I do not like you folk                      
I do not like you woke   
I'd rather you not spoke
Your throats I'd like to choke
       
All you do is criticize
See things with an evil eye
The e...

If Christ Were To Return

...If Christ in his triumph and glory
Decides to unravel a new chapter and story
By returning from whence he departed,
He shall in stupefaction be started,
To find out this wanton era
Has indeed,  ...

We Can'T Be Complacent With Covid-19

...WE CAN’T BE COMPLACENT WITH CODVID-19
We are fighting an unseen enemy
It is real not rare- this coronavirus
At this time of COVID-19 pandemic being our enemy
Don’t be complacent Mr. Clean 

You...

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