Rolf Poems - Poems about Rolf

Rolf was born in Wallertheim, in an optimistic year Progress seemed to be everywhere, and not much to fear. Then the reds took Russia, shook the world to the core Millions killed when in power, a crime you can’t ignore Drafted in World War One, every moment was a scare French came at him in bright red uniforms, too visible,...

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Clyde Rolf Played golf First nine Went fine Next nine Not fine He muffs In roughs Sand trap Oh crap Tough break In lake Bad hook In brook Blew putts Some klutz Hurled putter In gutter O'er par By far Disgust He cussed Clubhouse To souse...

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Rolf, the talking machine There are moments in life when you meet someone you take an instant dislike to who endlessly talk about things they don`t know if you tell them something they don`t hear what you say, just waiting for their a chance to rambles on. He has the sort of face exuding stupidity and is inviting you to...

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There was a weekend duffer named Rolf Who proclaimed he knew all about golf Ball dinged a guy's head Hapless guy saw red Rolf should have yelled "FORE" when...

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Rolf Benirschke place kicker. Ulcerative colitis nearly ended his career. He made a comeback. Rolf defied the odds. He holds the Chargers record for the most points scored. Rolf brought soccer-style kicking to professional football. I thank wikipedia.org online encyclopedia for information I obtained to write this poem. Dodoitsu with tanka attached ...

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There once was a weekend golfer named Rolf Who thought he knew everything about golf His wild ball dinged a guy's head His cuss words best be unsaid Rolf...

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