Punters Poems - Poems about Punters

...WHAT KATIE DID Katie had jogged my elbow at the poker table I tried to snatch back my chips but was unable And I guess I was causing some sort of hiatus A bet’s a bet, quite irrespective of one......

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..."Alright beaut?" The landlady said As she poured a fresh pint Of Ale for our Fred "Hangin" said Fred As he supped at his beer "I been working all week Restoring that pier" Nice little e......

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...Roll the credits on what's-his-name, walks like Eastwood, talks just like Wayne, saddled up on his trusted steed, pistol packing, sure he'll succeed, stealing the sunset, final frame. Red carp......

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...Secluded in the last visages millenium wine washed down by punters Pinch pockets stare sideways Spot like eyes being close with lilly eyed iwallets A figurative disguise turning blase The serv......

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...An institution for the average man and also for the Toff The gun blasts, the gates fly open. They’re off. Eight magnificent Steeds already to win the race. Trampling all before them, galloping at......

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...Stupid Penny toys with her button Biting her bottom lip, Frowning her brow Misery pulls at her Loneliness sucks Fill voids with Mall time Plastic replete. Feeling so fulsome; flirting with cl......

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...The quick fix had worked so She slipped the needle away, Her little liquid friend that helped Through each long working day. A toot of the horn told her He’s out there with her lift For her to......

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...Harold Peters led a very secret life Totally hidden from his own dear wife He didn’t work selling quality pork pies Just another of his devilish devious lies To conceal the fact when he wasn’t t......

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...What are the world's current requisites? Is preferable to intelligence than bellicosity. We should stoop our heads like wind chimes, Additionally, supplicate our Almighty God. It do......

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...The dice become unfriendly as I watch my slimming pile. The seven’s coming up again, but doesn’t make me smile. I’ve put most of my income on the ‘Don’t Pass’ line, you see But the shooter was a d......

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...surreally funny or half a laugh I’ve sat in both audiences while the comic puns and pans for your amusement the joker smokes each and every line cries know your punters eager you thought ......

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...This was inspired by Georgette Johnson’s poem “Savouring Another Day” *** One cold day whilst I was out in the snow I went into a cafe for a Joe I slipped across floor And got......

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...I heard something on the wireless As i went about my day, Some new strain of virus In some province far away. I didn’t pay much attention As it seemed a distant threat. Well that was my conte......

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...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM My dentist ......

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...Making Waves Sexy dancer to the waves. See how she moves to the music. Base turned up full boom boomboom! Even when she’d driving, she dances. Her stereo on full while she nods her head. She’......

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