I Love You Limerick Poems
These I Love You Limerick poems are examples of poetry about I Love You Limerick. These are the best examples of Limerick I Love You poems written by international poets.
Corny At The Beach
The Cornelius's were bathing in the sun
The husband said, I am cornier than you, Hun
She said, try to butter me up, my dear
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humorous,
Pam Scam
I met my perfect partner in the gym,
He gently catered to my wildest whim.
My every mood
He understood -
Turned out I wed
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humorous,
Echoes of the Silent Shore
Echoes of the silent shore into our past it transports
Calling me to my memories long ago stored
Safely put away
for days like today
when I need you
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Categories:
absence, desire, longing, lost
Hell Cat Queen
Hell Cat Queen
Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky
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best friend, cat, fantasy,
Cat Lady Be Mine
Reputation is what others say about us, character is what we know about ourselves. Don’t be enslaved by what others say about you—Robert N
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beautiful, cat, fun, humor,
MY HEART TELLS
My heart tells that I love you, dear
but my brain yells that I should fear
your valentine quest
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appreciation, blessing, celebration, christian,
SPECIAL LOVE EXPRESSED
I love you and I mean it very well
Though my tongue can't vocally tell and yell
By God's grace*, you believe best
My blest heart of caring
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appreciation, blessing, christian, god,
CVS does the right thing
The regional manager called
Embarrassed and rightly appalled
When we pick up drugs
They won't treat us like thugs
But give hugs so we don’t feel mauled
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appreciation, how i feel,
Sex On Hold
On V-day I had gave my wife chocolate hearts
And a few boxes of some "noted" candy tarts
Some said- "I love you"
Some said- "I'd
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humorous,
VALENTINE FUNNY LIMERICK
I love you so much to the sun and back
Even though you don't have a grand nor buck
What matter is your sweet smile
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funny,
B R O K E N
The splintering sound, the shattering
of my drinking glass
This put paid to my sleeping beauty
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angst, i love you,
Advent Is a Time To Prepare
Advent is a time to Pre-prayer! :)
(Yes, I know I added letters there)
I did that to point out:
we should be more devout...
and about Jesus' Birthday
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birthday, care, christmas, i
Dot To Dot
While gazing at the stars my girlfriend said, “I love you, Billy,
The heavens are ablaze for us, does that sound kinda silly?”
I smiled and said,
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humorous,
P S I Love You
You seemed like such a good group
That I bravely entered the loop.
Now my mind works in meters
And couplets compete as
I O.D. on Poetry Soup!
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addiction, funny, poems,
Shape-Shifting
A werewolf can be a shape-shifter,
I have never seen a werewolf drifter.
You change just like the weather,
are you good~bad~together
I love you anyway and forever.
Date
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Categories:
friend, love, together, weather,