Irritatingly Poems

Here Kitty Kitty

...Pitter pitter patter patter went his white tipped feet
The rain was refreshing in the beginning
Now it was irritatingly cold
Tom was hunting for a new sleeping place
His usual spot under a porch ...

at least this is something

...The mirror was irritatingly sparkly today
Gave me a saucy wink, showing her arrogance
I hate being in the bathroom in the morning
For this very reason

Two pony dogs have to be stepped over in t...

my dentist visit dream

...I woke up today from a long ugly nap that was real
was in a horrible dentist chair, same old  ridiculous feel….
whacko of a dentist had taken extra-long potty break
irritating me for I had one sis...

Powers of Enlightenment

...I've noticed our Republic's
IrReligious RightWing Tree of Life v Death
reacts to root-systemic problems
as if oak strong branches
lifted to majestic worshiping heights
of crowning supremacy
nee...

My Dentist Visit Dream Today

...I woke up today from a long ugly nap that was real
was in a horrible dentist chair, same old  ridiculous feel….
whacko of a dentist had taken extra-long potty break
irritating me for I had one sis...

Not Always a Fan

...I’m not always a fan of poetry - if I actually take time to ponder it
- it can be so irritatingly rhymey, kind of fussy and needlessly intricate.

Compare my love to a summer’s day and I’ll probab...

Grandma Knew What To Do

...Missy was the saddest cat ever a cat has the right to be
She was dull colored all over, white, and irritatingly giant fluffy.
Alley cats made fun of her, saying she was too simple and plain.
No ot...

Don'T Hesitate, Vaccinate

...Will this pandemic ever be over and everything get back to normal
When high school kids can have a dance and the girls wear a formal
Will our small children grow up thinking a mask is a necessar...

Spirit and Stone and a Great Lake Nearby

...SPIRIT AND STONE &
A GREAT LAKE NEARBY

Her father was
a difficult contradiction,
annoyingly similar to a certain
type of teacher, minister or priest,
to a certain type of imam, rabbi
or occa...

She Is a Crone

...She’s a crone, I think, judging her dour disposition and prissy ways.
Discover by accident she is twelve years my junior!
Her face is pasty withered; worn, super freckled
Her neck not unlike the w...

Tolerating Leftbrain Dominance

...A healthy distance for tolerating LeftBrain dominance
is to recognize our global incarnation
into RightWing intolerant prominence
as dogma of a strictly white hetero-male privileged unkind.

A d...

Leave Me Alone

...Leave me alone please, the disturbingly patient but truly sick woman said.
Every time she was mysteriously interrupted, she was brought out of bed.
After the six interruption, she began to get a bi...

Indigenous Creatures of My Writing Desk

...There is an antique writing desk
in my little study
handed-me-down
from generations of would-be
writers in my family

And there are ancient creatures
from days gone by
living in this old desk...

Theater of Utter Charm Part 1

...Irritatingly often unnecessarily compliant
to the whims of those about him
endlessly wordlessly wondering
about the many demented subjective qualities
of our ever present mammalian imperative via...

Common Cold

...Achooo!
It begins, almost always, with a sneeze, 
Which, in some cultures, 
Invites blessings, 
But, in some others, a curse,
As it’s held to be ominous!
Blessing or curse, soon the frequency
...

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