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Sister Irony Poems

These Sister Irony poems are examples of Irony poems about Sister. These are the best examples of Irony Sister poems written by international poets.

Dress to impress!- bawdy humour


My sister got married in white
Gran commented, “That isn’t right -
You are no virgin bride
That’s YOUR son by your side
You should have kept your legs

Categories: irony, wedding,

Sisters

Sisters

My best friend
And worst enemy
Just leave me alone
Always there for me
I steal her clothes 
We share everything
She buys me things
That she needs

Envious again
Competing beauty
They say

Categories: best friend, family, irony,

Et Come Home

There on to you!!!
Your idiot brother
Hovered over a Starbucks,
Your sister was seen
Cruising Rodeo Drive.
And Uncle Henry
Got hold of a bottle
George W. Dickle
Tennessee Sippin’ Whiskey
…and you

Categories: america, funny, irony,

Charlotte

Charlotte was never really enamoured with her mother. 

 So, when the news that she had been bludgeoned 17 times with a baseball bat didn't

Categories: humor, humorous, irony, murder,

Alexander the Great

Inheriting awful army from his father,
Alexander became his life-script’s author;
Schooled by best of philosophers in history,
Gaining in all arts sky-high mastery;
At the slaughter of his

Categories: irony, life, power, strength,

Similar Indifference

World watches Humanity Fall;
Indifferences felt by All.
Few moments in History can compare;
Shockwaves rippled everywhere.
   Each land of a different name;
Every Indifference is the

Categories: humanity, irony, peace, violence,

Crystal's Birthday Has Come

It's a recurring event
in our lovely household,
every time it's someone's birthday
Crystal gets a bit angry
and with a hilarious comment says,
" I am the queen, let

Categories: irony, anxiety, birthday, celebration, conflict,

Sonnet 59 'I Loved Her, and O, How I Meant Not To'

I loved her, and O!  How I meant not to!
To be my dead wife's husband, and a friend
Respectful of her sister, humble, too,
And now,

Categories: friendship, irony, relationship,

Moonlights Riddle

"Moonlights Riddle"

"Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin bittersweet songs
Of melodies pure & true
Sayn
This is my message to you" (Bob Marley)

Beautiful soul
Tarnished in pain
Stained by woes

Categories: irony, addiction, brother, extended metaphor,

Joke Is On Him

“Our sister church has slid off the cliff, and plunged into the sea.”
The entire congregation gasped.
Average age: 67.
The minister laughed.
“A joke,” he told them.
He did

Categories: irony, satire,

What If This Is Hell

What if this is hell?
What if we cannot live until this flesh dies?
What if our soul is angry that it has been captured and confined
into

Categories: irony, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Conflicting Societal Mixed Messages 1

This sole jeering, albeit grace
full soulful foo fighting - base
sic primate approaching - at a pace
faster than prefer 
     hubble even

Categories: irony, 11th grade, 9th grade,

No Doctor I Do Not Need Sleep

Twelve days of sleep deprivation has thrown
Aunt Zee into full blown manic.
And it did not help that a young
cute female doctor who was trying
to please,

Categories: irony, abuse, addiction, bullying, child

Good Deeds

Good deeds

My heart is filled with bitterness 
When my neighbour brawls in life 
I cheer at the struggle brought in
All his sweat I long be

Categories: irony,

When Things Go Wrong

I'd always blame my mother
  My father, sister, or brother
Yet when I finally looked in the mirror,
  I saw my own face; there

Categories: character, irony, perspective, truth,