Incontinence Poems - Poems about Incontinence

A lady with a weak bladder* Thought nothing could make her madder But Heaven knows Her pantyhose Revealed a soaking-wet ladder! *Weight gain stretches bladder muscle causing leakage. The French strengthen bladder muscle by blowing up balloons. The Japanese prefer sitting on a wooden stool and repetitiously lifting their legs level to the floor, but the quickest...

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A sensual, lioness, with a poor constitution, hopes dissociation from her abode will repair the echo of her dreams....

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Incontinence (A misery of getting older) By Roy Merritt I have to see the doctor I’m incontinent I’m sure And I’m not very certain that my bladder will endure Yes I’m incontinent with each of nature’s call And that my prostate is as big as a basketball It seems I’m always running with the need to go you see And if I don’t...

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In loves harbor moored in the dock of regression and anchored in the quicksand of incontinence as briny waves of inconstancy wash over my jaded bough scouring my white-washed deck over and over  leaving the silty residue of bartered romances tarnishing the fibers of my brigand hull peeling back the glossy facade that coated my proud vessel the drift wood of jilted...

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Let me change the contours of life, polluted mind-set. Spider webs have elective sites of emotions. I want to open a new range, to locate the corrupt moments. Turn over your face, let me find the scars. The soaring pinnacle, fatherless fame, were declining. The rot was setting on the fresco of the wall. Aspiring for god-head they...

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