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A Narcissist Still




In my youth girls would sigh, your teeth are so bright
Now, like the stars, they come out at night
Once cavalier narcissistic
I have grown much more realistic
As a witty old genius, I'm an eternal delight

Categories: humor limerick, giggle, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Lily And Billy Collab

Lilly And Billy

Street cat Billy's spongy scraggly and cool
So, so edgy-sik, he's a grunge-dusky jewel
House cat Lily purrs he's so fine
Billy scoffs just get in line
But he knows deep down he'll gladly play the fool

Categories: humor limerick, cat, cute, humor,
Form: Limerick

Star-Crossed Cat Love

Star-Crossed Cat Love

A domestic Manx, hopes torn stream and tossed
Pines and purrs for a stray cat so very lost
Their souls ache with delight
Through the screen door at night
A true love forbidden at a heartbreaking cost

Categories: humor limerick, animal, cat, cute love,
Form: Limerick

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They're Eating Our Pets!

He said it, it's true, this man never lies
They've been cooking our pets right before our eyes
A German shepherd pie?
A Persian cat on rye?
You heathen Haitians, there's really no surprise!

Categories: humor limerick, abuse, allusion, america, anger,
Form: Limerick

April Fools' Day Cat

A cat on April Fools’, sleek and cool,
Found itself in a rather wet duel.
With a splash and a splosh,
In a fishbowl, it did wash,
Proving even a feline can be a fool!

Categories: humor limerick, april, cat, humor,
Form: Limerick

Tweety III

Did ever I tell you, sweetie,
About my grandpa Tweety?
See how you feel
In a cage, you heel,
While I'm off in Tahiti!

Categories: humor limerick, bird, cat, funny, humor,
Form: Limerick

Better Luck Next Thyme

A poet once tried to rhyme “turmeric”:
he ate ten big jars, and then murmured “Ick!”
His taste buds murdered,
poor dear old Bernard
bolted up three flights of stairs to be sick.

Categories: humor limerick, food, humor, poetry,
Form: Limerick

Painkiller

When I do not read I fall sick
And it might even last for a week,
If you see me so
Don't worry, just go
And get me a naughty Limerick.

Categories: humor limerick, humor,
Form: Limerick

A Lovelorn Lad From Camaroon

A Lovelorn Lad From Camaron

A lovelorn lad from Camaron
pledged his darling the earth and the moon
When she demanded them now
along with a cow
He fled to the nearest saloon

Categories: humor limerick, character, cute, cute love,
Form: Limerick

The Angry Chef

The Angry Chef

A seafood chef near the golden gate
Is constantly mean and irate
Punching the trout
Kicking carp all about
Blaming fish for their sorry fate

Categories: humor limerick, analogy, anger, angst, fish,
Form: Limerick

Confused Dachshund

Confused Dachshund

There's a dachshund from Key Biscay
saving ice cubes for a sweltery day
He buries them deep
hoping they'll keep
and wonders how they get away

Categories: humor limerick, animal, dog,
Form: Limerick

There Once Was a Known Lady of Vice

There once was a known lady of vice
Who charged for her moist pie by the slice
Famous men would holler 
Down many a dollar
To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss

Categories: humor limerick, happy, humor, lust, silly,
Form: Limerick