Grumbled Poems

I Plucked The Moon From The Sky

...I plucked the moon from the sky last night.
No one else seemed to be using it
So, I thought, “Why not?”

I mistakenly thought it would fit comfortably in my pocket 
But, it bulged, protruded, an...

No Toilets In The Sky - 2025 - slightly gross

...Santa’s doing Tinkles as he travels on his way
Sprinkling golden showers ’cross the moonlit sky today
He has no private place to pee which fills him with dismay
For there’s no public toilets... in...

MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES I'm in a Terrible Jam

...MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES! I’M IN A TERRIBLE JAM….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At midnight, my stomach grumbled
With snacks in the pantry, I fumbled
     On the ...

The Rung

...It would be a lonely trek
across the icy slopes
and devil's crevasse
where only ghosts of the damned 
dare to go.

I travelled day and night with little rest
broke bread with pica and marmots
...

Tradin’ Coon Hounds

...
Heard my dad mutter, a hundred greenbacks,
you trying to give me a heart attack.

For that much money, truth be told,
that dog of yours had better crap gold.

Then dad hemmed and hawed,
grum...

Gargamel’s Lament

...Deep in his lair with a scowl and a sneer,
Gargamel grumbled, "They're still not here!"
He plotted and paced, he ranted and swore,
Yet Smurfs slipped away like they had before.

Azrael yawned, u...

Mother tongue

...I still didn't get my share from life,
I will not stop fighting until I die.
I will write lot of poem looks like,
Who read remember name of my.

If my ancestors spirit support to me,
From every...

Becoming a God

...A priest from a bare dusty road
picked up a stone 
to install as God in his  home
while other stones stared.

They murmured and grumbled
"He is just like an ordinary stone like us."...

I was fooled

...The curvature with the bumps seen well carved,
My innate restraints were blatantly starved.
Her faint silhouette, my lust suddenly craved,
With the entrance to her paradise paved.

She swayed li...

Inheritance

...Her grandfather called her to their front yard,
 “Come here, my child.”
“I want to show you how to mend this net,”
he said tenderly,
his fingers weathered like the ropes he held,
gnarled and wor...

Vendetta Machine

...
Vendetta machine scammed me again
I put in a buck fifty for a dime of chocolate
it fired back with nothing but disgust.
The metal hook just wouldn't let go 
wiggling it in front of my greasy no...

Here I am Send me Isaiah 6:8 part sixteen NIV

...The song and dance of Miriam and the women
Exodus 15:19  

When Pharaoh's horses, chariots and horsemen went into the sea (Red Sea),
the LORD brought back the waters of the sea back over them, bu...

one last for the boys

...
“no!” …

he said, “they’ll ne’er take Piccadilly!”
then downed a pint in one gulp …
tucking five pounds under the edge of
his sodden Churchill coaster,
“bloody awful price!” he grumbled quiet...

Change is Nature’s Delight

...Old Man Winter grumbled and frowned, 
Said, "Spring's taking way too long to come 'round!" 
But a robin, so bold, chirped up from a tree,
"Relax, grumpy Gus, change is the key!”

Flowers peeked ...

On Whimberry Hill

...It's where we found our thrill
up there on Whimberry Hill
though I complained
that it might rain
and said there was a chill

You said that it was fine
the sun would surely shine
wind in your ...

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