Groused Poems - Poems about Groused

...Panda took a bite of the new bamboo It was fresh and green, but there was a goo What kind of crud is this? He asked sky of blue Sky laughed at his consternation, wouldn’t you? “This new bamboo ......Read the rest...

...Grumpy Gray was not afraid of judgement day He groused and griped and sullenly made his way He had been a church goer, had missed no Sunday What have you done for others? Peter asked Mr Gray I ......Read the rest...

...My tail feathers are uncovered and bare, the rooster man said. The nurses laughed their petootsies off; he was touched in the head. That’s how all of the gowns do, they told him, but he was not hap......Read the rest...

...The snail overseer is sluggish today said the ant. Mouse and rabbit laughed at the worker’s rant. He’s the first person you’ve complained about today. Three unhappy snails ran the other way. Se......Read the rest...

...Those zebra twins have more energy than a barrel full of hungry lions. I try to picture this but can’t, as I have never seen a barrel that size. They prance around in my yard and eat my petunias, t......Read the rest...

...The winter of 1621 in Plymouth was harsh as could be, The Pilgrims were sick and sorry they'd come, They missed their warm English beds and their tea. The still ambulatory shivered and shuffled ab......Read the rest...

...Slender was a svelte sexy, sensuous, sassy, scintillating cow. Two bulls living in her new pasture both yelled out “Wow!” She did not give them the time of day, she had a royalty air. She only ate......Read the rest...

...A surly old codger in Panama City Said of the annual tourists "What a pity!" Groused at the snow birds With crudest curse words While chanting a mariner's naughty sea ditty. ......Read the rest...

...The house is boiled cabbage goose fat, gizzard stew, and beets. Windows steam and simmer, you can write your name on the glass winter or summer. If you can live among rutabaga or borscht; if ......Read the rest...

...Birches took a vote after the child left the forest Next time, two wanted to capture her, to keep her always Ninety-six others voted this was wrong. The magical birch had a new idea. Let me cre......Read the rest...

...Picture this: Mt. Rushmore With its most imposing heads Discussing certain rumors Which the White House likely spreads. “He can’t be really serious!” Groused Teddy, steaming mad. “I think he ......Read the rest...

...Imagination woke me up Spun me on my head, tore off my covers Gave me a grin. I drew up my legs into a fetal position. Not wanting this now. Not in the playing mood, I glared. I groused, but ......Read the rest...

...It was an up and down night We could hear them running up and down The stairs outside our bedroom door Why do they call it a slumber party? My husband groused. None of them are slumbering. Som......Read the rest...

...Courtesy viz (g)natty Thrip Pest... This client (Matthew Scott) availed himself at behest of following counselor who bares his chest to Stephanie Dodds (maid 'n USA name) taught technique ......Read the rest...

...The meanest Missouri drought ever made us all pretty mad. No one was happy, everyone gloomy and sad. Mother Nature was holding us hostage, completely unfair. There was misery, and dry mouth and me......Read the rest...