Bathing with Bathsheba
...Bathing with Bathsheba
By Mark D. Stucky
As you bathed bare below the high palace
were you intentionally seductive?
The citadel was in plain view,
and so apparently wer...
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Categories:
groper, bible, environment, evil, political,
Form: Free verse
Nine Inch Nails, Ten Pins and the Purl Stitch
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"Nine Inch Nails, Ten Pins and the Purl Stitch"
She takes the cake
they offer, chewing too rapidly,
she Shrews when she speaks
I’ll beat wa...
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Categories:
groper, integrity, mirror, truth,
Form: Free verse
Limericks Iii - Grab Bag
...Limericks III - Grab Bag
Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars:
Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits")
by Michael R. Burch
The...
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Categories:
groper, humor, humorous, light, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Dining With the Refined
...I hate wearing flamin’ suits and I hate wearing rotten ties,
but if eating in a ‘glitzy’ restaurant, then I have to realize,
I can’t go wearing shorts and singlets or my best pair of thongs,
and ...
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Categories:
groper, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Old Man Trump
...Was a really grouchy grump
Who would sit upon his rump
Like a couch-potato chump
Like a Groper poised to jump
Anything that he could hump
With a tiny little stump
He would huff and puff and pu...
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Categories:
groper, betrayal, bullying, goodbye, humorous,
Form: Verse
A Mermaid's Tale
...Trump's newly-appointed EPA Chief
Found himself buried in EPA grief
To prove he was no party-pooper
He likened Trump to a Giant Grouper
Swimming against an almighty current
Where even the sh...
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Categories:
groper, environment, evil, fish, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Grouper Groper
...GROUPER GROPER
My god is this ocean getting crowded or what?
Time was I could swim here for days and spot
Not even another Goliath Grouper
Now I can’t even see - it’s like fog - a pea-...
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Categories:
groper, animals, funnyme,
Form: Couplet
Going Bush
...Going bush
So I suppose if the world explodes
With war and misery
I will go bush,
Atom bombs will push
Me away from the great city
Return to the fiftys lifestyle
Box of matches an a pock...
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Categories:
groper, adventureme, old, me, old,
Form: Rhyme
Bowled Over-Down Under
...Badicoot and tomato
A paraqueet pie
Groper head and shoulder, boiled
A melbourne pancke
Cactus fruit jelly
A 'gud' day's
Sport !
Courtesey of Mrs Beeton...
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Categories:
groper, food, places
Form: Epulaeryu