Groper Poems - Poems about Groper

...Bathing with Bathsheba By Mark D. Stucky As you bathed bare below the high palace were you intentionally seductive? The citadel was in plain view, and so apparently wer......

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... "Nine Inch Nails, Ten Pins and the Purl Stitch" She takes the cake they offer, chewing too rapidly, she Shrews when she speaks I’ll beat wa......

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...Limericks III - Grab Bag Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars: Of Tetley’s and V-2's (or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits") by Michael R. Burch The......

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...I hate wearing flamin’ suits and I hate wearing rotten ties, but if eating in a ‘glitzy’ restaurant, then I have to realize, I can’t go wearing shorts and singlets or my best pair of thongs, and ......

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...Was a really grouchy grump Who would sit upon his rump Like a couch-potato chump Like a Groper poised to jump Anything that he could hump With a tiny little stump He would huff and puff and pu......

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...Trump's newly-appointed EPA Chief Found himself buried in EPA grief To prove he was no party-pooper He likened Trump to a Giant Grouper Swimming against an almighty current Where even the sh......

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...GROUPER GROPER My god is this ocean getting crowded or what? Time was I could swim here for days and spot Not even another Goliath Grouper Now I can’t even see - it’s like fog - a pea-......

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...Going bush So I suppose if the world explodes With war and misery I will go bush, Atom bombs will push Me away from the great city Return to the fiftys lifestyle Box of matches an a pock......

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...Badicoot and tomato A paraqueet pie Groper head and shoulder, boiled A melbourne pancke Cactus fruit jelly A 'gud' day's Sport ! Courtesey of Mrs Beeton......

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