Farewell Funny Poems
These Farewell Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Farewell. These are the best examples of Funny Farewell poems written by international poets.
Our Union Is On Quaky Ground
Our relationship is on shaky ground
We don't kiss each other like before
We don't say hello and goodbye anymore
We give each other the runaround
For the grace
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cute love, funny love,
A Very Short Love Story or Is It
Boom, Boom, Kaboom
My heart goes
When I see you
Vroom, Vroom, Zoom
My heart goes
When I leave you
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funny, break up, farewell, feelings,
Ms Maybe
There is this lady
whom I'll call Ms Maybe
cause she excites
and spites
each man in her life
as she's not ready to become a wife.
Ms Maybe
is
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confusion, funny,
An Emotional Farewell
so long, all the gilling snafferwisps
I wish I could say it was
but those times we hodded abreem
shook, then circled befrayingly
yet alas, when all
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funny, farewell, goodbye, nonsense,
A SONG THAT WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE TO EAST COASTERS! CANADA
A SONG THAT WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE
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funny, humorous, ocean, song,
Sean Combs
If you live inside a glass house then don't throw stones
or put cameras in your home when you live like Sean Combs
some people got it
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funny, conflict, culture, dark, farewell,
Everything Bores and Bothers You
Roses, flowers and bouquets
Love, Honor, Peace and Respect
Verses, poems and literature
Spring, wind and nature
You are psychologically ill
You are as violent as an eel.
Everything bores you
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abuse, betrayal, funny love,
For the Love of Cats
…is a cat not the totem of love
your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony
by stroking soft gentle
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funny, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,
Bleach In Flask No Need To Mask
Immune to the virus, I am.
I eat green eggs and ham.
That I eat daily with a fork.
Hah, science, I’m no dork!
I use
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Categories:
anger, farewell, funny, humor,
My Old Van
I've just said goodbye to my van,
I shouldn't really cry I'm a man.
There wasn't really much I could do,
All the knocks and scrapes we've been
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farewell, fun, funny, journey,
Sometimes Being Called Names Aint That Bad At All
When it comes to being
called other name's by
people
Sometimes they ain't all that
half bad at all and can even
leave one feeling rather glad
instead
Like when
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funny love,
What Happens When We Die -They Are Not All Like This
Twiddle
Twoodle
You're old hamster is now a noodle
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funny, 11th grade, angst, cheer
Biden Won
There was a man named Donald Trump
Votes counted - he went into a slump
Election swore he’d lost
No matter what it cost
Afterall, Biden wasn’t such a
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america, education, farewell, funny,
The Epic Getaway
Lets plan an epic getaway
We’ll have to go on foot.
We’ll need to take this hairspray
it’s important how we look.
We’ll need some Dr. Pepper
dehydration is the
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Categories:
best friend, farewell, funny,
I Will Never Forget
I will never forget certain
Family members who passed away
And the good times we
Shared together
There were the ones
Who told the corny jokes
And you laughed
Not
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Categories:
funny, death, family, farewell, fun,