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Facetiously Poems - Poems about Facetiously


Premium Member frowny
...It’s a dark and cold night. Looking back and up, the moon was a thin and useless crescent, barely visible. ‘What a wasted moon,’ I thought. “A stupid moon,” I mumbled to myself as if to finish a c......

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Categories: facetiously, drink, humor, school, student,
Form: Free verse
Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep
...Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep... versus being alive predicated victory videre licet lunatic if Trump trumped Kamala Harris and stole 2024 presidential election, (whereat Musk brib......

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Categories: facetiously, absence, america, angst, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme



Gloriously Luxuriating In Eternal Sleep
...Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep Forlorn; bereft of golden (slippered) opportunities I weep; Three score and four years replete with mailer daemons, hence mindset adrip with self denou......

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Categories: facetiously, age, angel, anger, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Where Are You Now
...He got a speeding ticket on a lonely road in Montana. It was 3AM. He was alone. All the “support” groups were declared “non-essential” by the AI super computer and sent home to “shelter in Place”.......

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Categories: facetiously, humor, irony, satire, scary,
Form: Prose
Premium Member In a Split Second
...In a split second, life can be snuffed Unforeseen events cause misery Why this is so, ‘tis a great mystery Of such our lives are suitably stuffed None of us should ever be bluffed Ac......

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Categories: facetiously, death, fate, life,
Form: Other



Premium Member How Many Times
...He was moving out to be on his own. She was filled with happiness…and dread “Drive safe…don’t forget to call me when you get there… and remember…I love you…she said. “Mom!” he said rolling his......

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Categories: facetiously, family, love, mother, mother
Form: Verse
Premium Member Sign of the Times
...Sinister snarling swindling scandalous scoundrels secretly slither shamelessly Implicitly interrogated ‘bout innermost insidious illegitimate impertinences Ghastly Grotesque grimacing gumption gorg......

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Categories: facetiously, corruption, dark, humanity, society,
Form: Acrostic
Thoughts Uric and Urinary, Or: Does She of a Morning Stand Before Some Wicked Ablutionary Sink
...As I stood before the porcelaneous basin, And streamed into its already uric and xanthous-stained depths, A stain, a sight and a liquid yet yellower and more urinary; And as cloudiness, not of min......

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Categories: facetiously, allegory, anger, angst, art,
Form: I do not know?
Long Before Isis
...Thirty years ago, long before ISIS started executing Kurds, Muslims and Christians, I hired a Pakistani Muslim as an art director in Chicago. I was an Irish Catholic editor putting out a small nation......

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Categories: facetiously, friendship,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Simply Scorned
...I can see it in their eyes their disdain piercing through my ignorant gaze rolling in discontent weakening my resolve as they close to dismiss my very existence I can hear it in their voices......

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Categories: facetiously, anger, depression, feelings, prejudice,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The 2011 Grin
...Grinning facetiously, frozen in The moment, zealously enjoying frivolity, With smile, ovaled wide-open mouthed, clean bright Sparkling pearl white teeth ... all majestically a glow. Fire powere......

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Categories: facetiously, friendship, health, love
Form: Free verse

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