Doped Poems

You Be the Judge

...

Those crunchy flakes doped up with sugar
may be contributing to your odd behavior.
Take my advice, it’s not too late, if you’re able:
keep the poisons off the breakfast table –
what you’re ea...

King Mouse

...Who was only one inch tall,
raised in a lab since he was, well...small, 
doped on phenobarbital,
escaping o'er his prison wall.
Tell me friend, can you recall
King Mouse?

Who lived in a tidy ...

Hey, It's Cafe Jazz

...Snapping fingers, a low hum in the microphone)
 Hey, It's Café Jazz/ But we ain't just sipping black coffee and snapping our fingers in polite applause/
 Talkin' Bop/ first idiom where being white ...

Into the Sturm und Drang fueled maelstrom

...Into the Sturm und Drang fueled maelstrom

Otherwise titled – my poetic impressions of Helene

All la names bespeaking deity froom
Noah Mo' Room India Arc
of Covenant to crypt tick Blood
(swea...

After President Joe Robinette Biden Junior withdrew from the presidential race

...After President Joe Robinette Biden Junior withdrew from the presidential race...

Planet earth (the Mother of all)
breathed a collective
and palpable sigh of relief,
and I too deeply exhaled,
...

Poetic Podcast Episode 19 Bop

...Always say what you mean to say 
exactly how you mean to say it;
That’s tattooed so deep in my DNA,
I promise I’ll never get it covered up;
When did sucker become popular? 
The game will not cha...

Desire, a hurtling horse on hire

...Man, seldom a straightforward animal, 
Long lost in the deserts of weariness,
Wants to flee from a life of denial, 
Wallows no less still in piles of warm ash,
 
And feeling hurt, he nurses hidd...

Zomboid Creatures

...This is a poetry eerily populated with ghosts and mummies and zomboid creatures who go on living though dead from love.

— Patrick McGarth*

ZOMBOID CREATURES

no way out of the...

Cajun Creed Will Get Revenge

...I've been doin' time, sittin in this jail cell for too long.
Yea, I made mistakes because I was headstrong
when I killed Isabelle, but it's what she deserved.
She ran off with my coke and money. T...

Footles To Bug You

...Query at Insect Inspection:

Insect
been checked?

Response to Query:

Insect 
been wrecked

Wanted Ad for Bug Arsonist:

Hire thug -
Fire bug

Doped Up Insects

Red bugs
fed drugs
...

Swing Low

...I lassoed with my lariat
a laureate named Harriet;
I rope-a-doped a pope
and washed his mouth with soap.
The wheel broke on my chariot;
it was too big to carry it.
The poet and the pope got hit...

Falling Down

...Side effect of intelligence, 
paradoxical mind embrace 
Negative thoughts seep in, 
an experience of disgrace
The price for overthinking, 
purpose trickles to a trace

So starts chain reaction...

Viral

...
"Viral"
 


overlords for the good 
of the world 
walk and breathe
their lines 

pure as 
Snow White
war addicted
kissed while sleeping 

shadows speak 
a good ta...

A Dangerous Game

...we remain
 at DEFCON 4
no cause for alarm
we continue to monitor
  this situation
very fluid
interesting times
buckle your
  seat belt

Nosydoomas prophesized:
  the Bear goes ballistic
 ...

Abcedarian For Fun

...Alleged anthrax-laden alligator arrives in afternoon
Beyond bright baboon baby bestows brilliance 
Chaste chimpanzees charge chagrined cheetahs 
Doped donkeys deliberate director’s dictate
Elonga...

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