Dishwashing Poems - Poems about Dishwashing

...Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date While yours truly sat here at the desk housing MacBook Pro, pondering his next idée fixe apropos for gamut of anonymous read......Read the rest...

...After Dinner David J Walker I can still hear the clanking of Silverware and ceramic dishes after dinner As the sink filled with hot water Clearing, washing, and drying The suds of Ivor......Read the rest...

...The hophead at the Music festival next to me Yells out the instruction "Everybody shrink!" The lead singer holds parallel To the audience an elongated Truncheon with a dishwashing Glove on t......Read the rest...

...I smell chili powder, onions simmering Salivate over chocolate brownies that are too hot to frost Wild neon paintings liven up this room; my own works of art. I hear my husband’s TV set, it is lou......Read the rest...

...Uninspired, 'tis a search for Shangri-La, It's much ado, I mean, don't you think so, All of this bruhaha, just fools would go, To this La La Land, --no 'tis other La. Well, i......Read the rest...

...My mother had a friend who had chalk-ware decorations in her kitchen. She had inherited them From her grandmother, maybe even her great-grandmother. They were from the forties. A chalk-ware peach, ......Read the rest...

... Aaarrhhh! You say it's not working again, dear Curse that piece of metal junk, it only works on Monday, Wednesday and Friday Part-time dishwashing machine ... and half of the time ......Read the rest...

...Oh for the assistance of machinery As my wife and I suffer so bitterly From wet soapy hands That slip on plates and pans Which occasionally crack most disagreeably......Read the rest...

...Six blue jays converge at the birch To sing their anomalous colloquial song, They fashion a serene scene as they perch; My mind so inclined to blindly sing along. As I ponder their ways, in my ......Read the rest...

...On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love (hubby) sent to me 12 baskets of laundry Eleven dishwashing liquids Ten laundry soaps Nine vacuum cleaners Ten frying pans Nine oven toaste......Read the rest...

...The meal was over And with apprehension I took my plate to the kitchen Where I looked at the devastation Caused by its preparation. Who could guess That a cook could make such a mess. Pots and pans ......Read the rest...

...“Ooh, don’t stop”, she says to me when massaging her feet at night; “Ooh, don’t stop”, she whines when flipping channels and a game comes into sight; “Ooh, don’t stop”, she orders when pushing the ......Read the rest...