Commie Poems

Mr Softy

...The Illinois emperor favors no bail for the violent
he's a softy in the middle and more so on crime
From his bullhorn pulpit he proclaims that we're safe
I'm afraid the land of Lincoln is made of ...

Heydays and High Points

...
     It’s the heyday of the preachers of doom
        nuclear paranoia, world goes boom

     Open Season to generalize with closed eyes
        all righties -- fascists
        lefties -- com...

I No Speaky

...


I no speaky . . . 'cept better'n you!


Hide white-crime
behind white-erasure;

that this brown skin'll ne'er
win your view, unless

more light lights-upon
your vacuous “Truths”;

f...

O Trump and Elon please come and drain the swamp of Washington State part two

...O the Democratic Swamp Monsters must really hate
All of the legal citizens who live and work in Washington State,
They are working on perfecting their catch and release policies
Of all of dangerou...

Letter to Sam Hunt

...
Dear Sam, hello it’s me, don’t fret
old friend whom I have never met.
I wrote a letter time forgot,
you may ask why, I ask why not?
A sad meditation of late
on our nation’s new police stat...

Hunter Biden

...From his mother’s womb
One February afternoon
and straight to the Situation Room
Hunter Biden, we presume.
His father, with his thoughtless clauses and pauses,
Captured the most prestigious of o...

1957- My Beginning

...
Wham-o’s old Pluto Platter,
gets a brand-new name.
Fred and Ethel say farewell,
Dick Clarke gets his fame.

The Cat in the Hat is born,
Bogie has moved on.
Hurricane Audrey rages,
while Pau...

The Needed Contradiction, Part I

...I see a contradiction that
grows clearer with each passing day,
once I think we all one know,
once saw as just part of the game,
a dynamic state of tension
that we should hope is not resolved,
...

Overheard Holidays 1969

...“My Cousin Joan’s going to let Danny stay with her in Toronto, Honey.”

“Toronto?  What the holy hell are you talkin’ about, June?  Danny’s just finished college.  He’s not going anywhere.  What--h...

Bash Putin, Continued

...Vlad Putin was dealing with state affairs 
On his way back he skidded down the stairs
You could smell the foul gas
Cos' he ruptured his a.s.s
 No get well wishes because nobody cares. 


H...

Bash Putin Week-Now Open To Collaborations

...We've been having a "Bash Santa" week, but I wrote limericks this morning about Putin breaking his tailbone.  So, Tom suggested we have a "Bash Putin" week.  Here are three more from me.  Please join...

Vote Them Out

...Vote them out!
Vote them out!
Though the many
Marxist will curse
you out. Let them
defame, try to shut
your mouth – our
youth need a chance
to live free and dance
something other than
Commi...

Dribbling In the Gulag

...A drug smuggling dribbler is in a pickle
Commie Lebron is acting quite fickle
she should rot in a gulag
with this self-oppressed snob
until they choke on the hammer and sickle...

Cancel Culture's Goat

...Its not unique
Cancel cultists have been around since time began
from crushing crusades to the raging Taliban
(its my way or off with your head)
the romans tried to cancel Christ
but in death he...

Greenhorns - Hiku

...*Image of Mars Planet Red by Pixabay & Chemistry on Titan by Space.com.

greenhorns

commie circle
aliens conquest
Martians of earth

ring of blue hope
titan assimilators
half bree...

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