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Death May Be Your Santa Claus

...Another morning gone. The warp and weft
of kids and errands seems a sort of theft.
I love to listen to the phone-in show,
Peoria Euphoria K Seven, Illinois,
the kind of thing that housewives can ...

Categories: brainier, life,
Form: Rhyme

My best friend

...Weather changing - getting warm,
Nows the chance to leave the home,
And spend more time more time with Dora,
My French bull dog the ultimate Explorer, 
She gets excited when I pick up the lead,
...

Categories: brainier, animal, dog,
Form: Rhyme

Too Handsome In Honolulu

...Dear Blabby
	There is a matter I must get off my chest.  I am due to marry in the fall, but now have cold feet.  My fiancé is a lot brainier than I am.  Intellectually, she’s <>

Categories: brainier, humor,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

:::The Tree Acknowledged:::

...I was the first man, to descend from the trees
       No cities or houses, just an innate desire to breed
      Stumbling upon paradise, finding everything I need
     And in exchange for a spare ...

Categories: brainier, allegory, creation, humanity,
Form: Rhyme

A Just Cause

...Just because, a President is important
shouldn't mean
that a cleaner, is not as important

Just because, someone is brainier than others
shouldn’t mean
that they are, more significant than othe...

Categories: brainier, abuse, discrimination, humanity, identity,
Form: Rhyme

The Logic of Logic

...Logically logic can be logic
And vise a verses a
If you are not logical
Then you lack logic

Doesn’t this sound logical?
It’s logical not to go 80mph in a 55mph zone
If you do then you are not...

Categories: brainier, life,
Form: Free verse

Wombles In Space

...Wombles In Space
(Split Into two parts because I suddenly got all Limericky )

Part One

The Wombles are not worldly wise
They look to the ground not the skies
They got on a trai...

Categories: brainier, animal, environment, space,
Form: Rhyme

Damn Talent

...Wiping sleep from my eyes, I roar into gear
Also feel an intense stirring emanating from my rear
It's another damn limerick
Emerging fast and thick
DAMN TALENT, at times I wish I was less...

Categories: brainier, fun,
Form: Limerick

Damn Talent

...Wiping sleep from my eyes, my mind roars into gear
Also feel a intense stirring emanating from my rear
It's more damn limericks
Emerging fast and thick
DAMN TALENT, at times I wish I was ...

Categories: brainier, creation,
Form: Limerick

Going Down Under

...Typing in a chat room one day 
I met a chick from Tasmania. 
She was quite vivacious and gay, 
(Kylie Minogue, only brainier). 

I taught her several new terms, 
but what I said might have shoc...

Categories: brainier, parody,
Form: Lyric

Excuse Me Please

...Please excuse me 
I have not been feeling so well
This happens you see
Yet it is sometimes hard to tell
With much practice i have learned to hide it over the years 
Than when you look at me i am...

Categories: brainier, forgiveness, life, me,
Form: Rhyme

Addiction To Reality

...Addiction to Reality

 

TV shows

Reality

Illogically

Over the top

Yet

Attracting the viewer 

To strange worlds


 

Many times

Promised

Deluding and imbecilic 

So...

Categories: brainier, funny,
Form: Free verse