Best Pun Poems

Benedict was tired, he’d been driving all day.  
This was his last delivery, 2 tonnes of eggs delivered to Safeway.  
The kid came out of nowhere, stared Benedict in the face,
He tried to brake, then swerved, in the wrong place.

The scene was chaos,...

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I had an IPod problem!
I fixed it, this is how!
I named the thing "Titanic",
by God, it's "syncing" now!

I was wondering where the sun goes?
I stayed up all night to see!
Sure enough, next morning,
it finally "dawned" on me!

I'm an avid reader.
I read anything around.
I read an...

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WHO SOURED THE SOUP?   

blog trolls
blowholes

bloggers
cloggers

daft clown
sad frown

a nerd
absurd

intense
pretense

Miss Putz
she's nuts

old goose
obtuse
 
one jerk
does lurk

sick dude
so rude

soup pun
such fun


March 20, 2017
Jan's Footles Contest...

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i would love to have the chance to ask the dog star      are you Sirius?

John Tirious won't tell people his daughter's name      it's Miss Tirious

if i were fuzzy wuzzy and lost all my hair ...

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they're having a happy chat
they would not dream to own
some scarecrow with a stone
beneath its frightening hat

scheming fancy and laughter
cheering and chanting aloud
they'd not venture to alter
one frail reassurance found

their stories all have flair
if thoughts are loud or bare
those children sleep lightly
they'll whisper thoughtfully
shun a...

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For The Pun Of It
(Limerick Suite)

There's the absent minded professor
He was a known fancy cross dresser
Male or female who knew
He walked funny too
Leaving everyone a guesser

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Franky wiener loves to eat hot dogs
It makes him jump high like big green frogs
The onions and relish
Make his stomach...

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He turned on the coffee grinder.
His nagging wife,
no one could find her....

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Stray words
In the windy breeze
Now heard
In a gentle squeeze


Soft sounds
In the bamboo pines
Now ground
In stray breezy lines


Sweet strains
In the rustling leaves
Speak plain
In green windy brief


Soft moans
In the tensile twirl
Leaves groan
In the whizzy swirl




Leon Enriquez
17 January 2015
Singapore...

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Contrary name paronomasia                                          ...

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Know
Flow
Now show
Voice that grows
Vibrant poise that glows
Radiant peace that spreads overflow.


See
Be
Clearly
As happy
Being somebody
Content to live with soul set free.


Play
Stay
Now say
Word each day
Charm that paves the way
Watch miracles spark precious sway.


Live
Give
Believe
Dare receive
Focus to achieve
Inspiration that soul conceives.


Come
Sum
Now hum
Song and psalm
Drink iced coke and rum
Watch sanguine turn...

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Epigram #90:  

PUN


A sojourn brief
Less words purge grief.

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Leon Enriquez
08 May 2015
Singapore...

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When Toby removed to Paree
The people all called him Tobee.
   “That’s not me,” he’d plead,
   Then finally concede
To be, not to be not, Tobee....

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A little low-voltage humor in monoku form depicting a fictional day at the Watt home...

The electrical engineer's wife greets him:    "WIRE you INSULATE?"

Husband: WATTS it to you? Don't go blowing your CIRCUITS      at least I'm OHM!

Wife: "Don't...

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I went in not feeling much excitement. 
              Further into the cave I did venture. 
             Claustrophobia robs my enjoyment
...

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We had a most horrid schoolteacher,
And us children did all hate her,
She’d shout at us for no real reason,
And threaten to see us later,
She had a dip on a Florida trip,
And was swallowed by an alligator,
But only crocodile tears were shed,
‘Cos we were all just...

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