Best Owned Poems

Peepers
Majestic queen
Mightily snatches prey
Aloof, haughty, and crazy quick
We are honored to serve her needs
Spoiled Cat


Written 7/23/2018           Entered Cat Contest
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If you have never been owned by a dog,
you maybe do not know this, but there
is no one more wiggly and giggly and in 
your lap faster than a dog

You can push her away, and scold her,
spray water all over her, and she will
joyously jump...

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Self-employed and partner in life
He "hired" some other guy's wife
Making golfing balls
Now he has two holes
My new business ?...Surgical Knives...

for Carolyn Devonshire's "Horrible Bosses"...

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I owned a dog, for eleven wonderful years,

I got him as a wee puppy,

He had brown velvet ears,

I really do miss him…oh so much,

He was a pedigree boxer…just not very butch,

I fed him every day and I'd walk him to the park,

And I would do...

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Come my cattle 
Come my sheep
Waddle to the place 
Where I tell you to sleep 
Stop your thinking 
Don’t utter a peep 
We are in charge 
Of you and your thought 
We pay for your ass 
Your life we bought 
Don’t ***** whine or moan...

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A gold Bulova watch that grandpa owned was hidden
from everyone's eyes in a desktop drawer,
where daddy stored his coin collection;
it glittering brighter than the noon sun, it astonished;
my discovery wasn't a small wonder
as seen by me and the incredible charm it held!

I don't need to...

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believe me 
believe me
I don't want
to divide
I don't want
to criticize 
I just want
this separation business
to subside
drown out a great
divide
separate but equal 
died
fool me once
believe me
I hate lies
I don't mean 
to criticize 
freedom
dreams are not static
they move
revive
take LONG strides...

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Hello my love, it's dawn's first light
Time to end this time called night
I wish I may, I wish I might,
I did...Hold my love asleep so tight
 
Caring about nothing, having no fear
Just being together with those I hold dear
Silent shadows disappear with the thought of...

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Attention, all you men and ladies:
Hurry - here’s your chance
To get your very own Mercedes;
See how it enchants!

Take a look – it’s sleek, not bruised;
Its body we have honed.
Who told you that this car was used?
It’s certified pre-owned!

Of course those terms are not the same!
They’re...

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How can you own love? When it's supposed to free. How can you claim to own me like a piece of property. When I gave you my love free of charge.
 
Now you claim to own me becuase You tried to show a better way...

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When the last remaining Yang propagandist
against deeply yin-suppressed pedagogists
falls back in love with cooperative educational love,
we will learn to live forever
as one EarthTribe
with integrity's richest bilateral potential.

When the last competing retributive jurist and counselor
and parent and ecopolitical leader 
sees past his WinLose ecopolitical assumptions and...

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Previously-Owned Car for Sale

By Elton Camp

(This write assumes knowledge of the 
TV program “The Dukes of Hazzard.”)

This car just simply runs like a dream
That it can fly, it does almost seem

It’s owners so smoothly get in and out
The doors never loudly slammed about

The car windows...

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Your ups and downs,
unacknowledged,
Why can't you see,
the damage it's doing to me.
Was he innocent once,
Heart open and pure?
Then anger and resentment,
at the sight of you,
hurt deepest by the one closest,
and couldn't give up on.
Self preservation,
spirit and soul at stake.
I wish you could realize,
the tears created...

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Once Owned By A Bird

To me whole thing was completely absurd;
Was the weirdest thing I ever had heard;
Final result,
Total insult;
Trump has a brain once owned by a bird.

Jim Horn

Trump Far Out of Reach

When President Trump is far out of reach, 
What we should always do...

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Don't be fooled by material possessions
that are owned only by selfish hearts
and the more they hold onto them tightly,
the quicker they'll disappear;
surely, they can make life much easier,
but not a peaceful one full of serenity.

Is it everybody's dream to own everything enough
to fulfill their materialistic...

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