Best Brochure Poems

...It’s time to pack the rocket,
Because there’s no need for cars.
For our first vacay,
That’s as far away,
As the wonderful world of Mars.

Yes that’s what the brochure said;
It’s a wonderful wo......

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...In a sense everything is a seed of it's successor
The universe is change, life is judgement
Those aren't my words, they're a famous author
The rest of these are and what I think he meant
Before y......

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...Through Their Eyes (originally "Just Desserts for Rats")

Still touching the hilt of the sword, she declares, 
“No fencing for HIM at the end of the month. His pastime is so bloody boring!......

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...School is Cool?

School is cool he says,
Pardon, what have you just said?
I think you must be feeling ill,
You had better retire to bed.

School is definitely not cool,
It is nastier than the flu,
Yo......

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...The same striking man, the same lush, green land,			
cushioned and delighted her heart in sleep.					
Her romantic dream of senses was most grand				
unless repeated fears began their slow, dark c......

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...Oh! My gosh. What is it with the girly girl 
Adventure?
They say looking great is a lure
To capture
An amore. To me that's a whole other 
Venture.
I am such an amateur.
I am not looking for an......

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...I dug and dug and broke out of jail,
the warden searched not finding my trail,
for while he looked toward east
I was not there in the least...
the brochure said: Caribbean sail!......

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...Worth Waiting For 

The brochure and the TV add
Proclaimed the event to be superb
First time in the area to appear
They're the best you ever heard

Next year's model will arrive
In the next m......

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...My desert I-land is a great place to be.
Would you care to peruse this brochure?
But even with the Bible and Shakespeare,
my eight favourite gramophone records,
and a limitless supply of needles,......

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The Hotel brochure came by post
and told me all that I should know.
With not much time to make a choice,
I booked my Room and set to go.

The pictures showed a sunken bath,
with fluffy towe......

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...Dragon is always in Hero mode, most certain of that, you can be sure.
The Sheriff of CrazyLand is a stickler for all the rules, he does ensure.
If only either one of them… had at least a little, us......

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...Ugah Fugah (A moralistic tale)

.Ugah Fugah lived in a cave, 
away back at Earths dawn. 
You would have really liked him. 
( he never cut the lawn.) 

Now eating was a hassle, 
there was no l......

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...Let’s stay at Oinkington Inn the easily pleased relative said.
Her husband looked at brochure and said I’d rather be dead.
The pigs are lovely, she replied. There is nothing to dread.
He told her ......

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...Good morning, 
Gibbers And Watts how may I help you today? 
Yes Sir I can help you with that.
Have you had any thoughts on how you would like to be killed? 
Ok yes so like an accident? 
We do ha......

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