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Mystery Solved

...
Hey diddle diddle
there's no more riddle
I'm a fast learner
I now know how
the cow jumped over the moon
from her afterburner
by methane expelled
through the air she's propelled
the ...

Categories: barfed, animal, dog, humorous, moon,
Form: Rhyme

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II

...I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under her sweater,
and then on to the ultimate prize.

Categories: barfed, funny, giggle, howl, humor,
Form: Limerick

our bibbling cousin

...He bibbled and burped and barfed at meals
Might as well have been eating toasted eels
The rest of us said what a weirdo he was
Our loud eating cousin, Charles McDuzz...

Categories: barfed, food,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Motion Sickness

...as a child
barfed in brother's lap
understand dog...

Categories: barfed, animal, child,
Form: Senryu

What You Say To a Cat What a Cat Thinks

...What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s a bookshelf I know you think you could jump up that’s a picture w...

Categories: barfed, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,
Form: Free verse

Requiem of An Attention Deficit Dream

...“‘Tis elementary my dear boy,” said the unclipped fuzzy lips,
Whose bristles were littered with the debris of remnant chips.

Whatever before the professor had said was forever lost in time,
For ...

Categories: barfed, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Form: Couplet

Sugar Sarcophagus

...Squatting in the insouciant syrup of a somber solid sucrose,
I’m cemented in a molasses morose and its lipogenic fructose.

The glucose gathers as regurgitated nectar barfed by a buzzing swarm,
A...

Categories: barfed, corruption, death, depression,
Form: Couplet

Pencil Press Rap

..."Catch that cloud with an upturned eye,"
Said the spy with the sourpuss, sober cry,
When or whether, the weather of feathers fly high,
What are we but watchers of the sighing fly?
Whose wings cho...

Categories: barfed, people, political, prison, rap,
Form: Rhyme

The Bacon King

...The Bacon King



When I got married a long time ago
There were many things I looked for
Besides the obvious, romp in the nude
I couldn’t wait, to eat some good food

Well sometimes it, would happen ...

Categories: barfed, humorous, me, day, me,
Form: Light Verse

Enjoy the Life You'Re Given!

...poor Walter Jacobs, a wretched soul was he
one day he said he had enough, then hung himself from a tree!

the tree was old and brittle, its branches gloomy and dead,
which snapped like a fragile ...

Categories: barfed, life, time, upliftingold, day,
Form: Rhyme

Rudolph, the Lighthouse Beacon

...Santa fired Rudolph,
for being a drunken slob;
They crashed onto a mountain top,
that's how he lost his job!

Toys scattered here and there,
along with Santa's sleigh;
Rudolph barfed like a bu...

Categories: barfed, holiday,
Form: Rhyme