Barfed Poems - Poems about Barfed

... Hey diddle diddle there's no more riddle I'm a fast learner I now know how the cow jumped over the moon from her afterburner by methane expelled through the air she's propelled the ......

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...There once was a young man from Szechwan, who thought his prick looked like a pecan. He met Bertha Butts, who was hankering for nuts, so he gave her his pecan to chew on....

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...He bibbled and burped and barfed at meals Might as well have been eating toasted eels The rest of us said what a weirdo he was Our loud eating cousin, Charles McDuzz......

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...as a child barfed in brother's lap understand dog......

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...What you say to a cat what a cat thinks I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s a bookshelf I know you think you could jump up that’s a picture w......

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...“‘Tis elementary my dear boy,” said the unclipped fuzzy lips, Whose bristles were littered with the debris of remnant chips. Whatever before the professor had said was forever lost in time, For ......

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...Squatting in the insouciant syrup of a somber solid sucrose, I’m cemented in a molasses morose and its lipogenic fructose. The glucose gathers as regurgitated nectar barfed by a buzzing swarm, A......

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..."Catch that cloud with an upturned eye," Said the spy with the sourpuss, sober cry, When or whether, the weather of feathers fly high, What are we but watchers of the sighing fly? Whose wings cho......

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...The Bacon King When I got married a long time ago There were many things I looked for Besides the obvious, romp in the nude I couldn’t wait, to eat some good food Well sometimes it, would happen ......

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...poor Walter Jacobs, a wretched soul was he one day he said he had enough, then hung himself from a tree! the tree was old and brittle, its branches gloomy and dead, which snapped like a fragile ......

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...Santa fired Rudolph, for being a drunken slob; They crashed onto a mountain top, that's how he lost his job! Toys scattered here and there, along with Santa's sleigh; Rudolph barfed like a bu......

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