Barfed Poems - Poems about Barfed

...as a child barfed in brother's lap understand dog......Read the rest...

...What you say to a cat what a cat thinks I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s a bookshelf I know you think you could jump up that’s a picture w......Read the rest...

...My wife and I were apartment managers for 18 grueling years that rented exclusively to college students, and - though everything I claim here is either disgusting or scary - or BOTH....it’s all tr......Read the rest...

...“‘Tis elementary my dear boy,” said the unclipped fuzzy lips, Whose bristles were littered with the debris of remnant chips. Whatever before the professor had said was forever lost in time, For ......Read the rest...

...Squatting in the insouciant syrup of a somber solid sucrose, I’m cemented in a molasses morose and its lipogenic fructose. The glucose gathers as regurgitated nectar barfed by a buzzing swarm, A......Read the rest...

..."Catch that cloud with an upturned eye," Said the spy with the sourpuss, sober cry, When or whether, the weather of feathers fly high, What are we but watchers of the sighing fly? Whose wings cho......Read the rest...

...The Bacon King When I got married a long time ago There were many things I looked for Besides the obvious, romp in the nude I couldn’t wait, to eat some good food Well sometimes it, would happen ......Read the rest...

...poor Walter Jacobs, a wretched soul was he one day he said he had enough, then hung himself from a tree! the tree was old and brittle, its branches gloomy and dead, which snapped like a fragile ......Read the rest...

...Santa fired Rudolph, for being a drunken slob; They crashed onto a mountain top, that's how he lost his job! Toys scattered here and there, along with Santa's sleigh; Rudolph barfed like a bu......Read the rest...