Ad Poems

ad astra

    I’d come to loathe that dark abyss
the bright and green of earth I missed
        and holding tight within my fist
            Dad tethered safe to me
    but begging set him free

the

1942 Fast Food Ad

the fast food ad from 1942 made me chuckle as a wife
featured a thin woman who probably never ate meat in her life
Surrounded by all of these burgers made the ad seem insane.
I bet this teeny tiny model had never had a malt or weight gain.

Public Transportation Ad

For optimum health, take a bus or train. 
It's a good plan when it doesn't rain.
You'll save money and the environment.  Heck, 
you won't even get in a wreck.

The Boody Ad to the Right

See that Boody advertisement to the right?
Each of those three young ladies are a delight.
They are sporting undies sold by their company.
What a beautiful sight they are conveying to me!
The one on the bottom is the one I like best.
Chubby girls all look great when are underdressed.
I wish that lady could pop right out of

Connecting the dots part thirteen the case for a 30 AD crucifixion of Jesus Christ etc Q and A

Q  According to Mike, Repoman 64 ,if Jesus was crucified in 30 AD, would 40 years later
      be in 70 AD, when the Roman General Titus, destroyed the temple of Jerusalem?

A  Yes, thirty years plus forty years=70 years

Q  What's the average generational life span according to Psalm

Ad Lib In Life

If you lie
It's all for you
Not for them. 

This time
If I come back tired
It's all because of work. 

I'm older now
If I don't have it
I won't have it. 

I'm happy
Because I'm about
To eat what I want.

Small Ad

This single black crow
Would like to meet like minded
Worm for dinner date

Upside-Down In Politics

Strange things happen in politics
We cannot trust the polls
Life has its own dirty tricks
We can play divers roles
This is not business as usual
Always fight to save one's soul.

Things are upended in politics
Ignore the belligerent critiques
Everything happens in a season
For an un-intelligible reason
Nobody can predict the results
Of an election filled with insults.

Politics in many countries are

Ad Astra Per Aspera

i’m not sure of who i am going to be. 
but that’s how it is supposed to be right?
i have many many dreams, some big and some little. 
but, it always comes back to one. 
i lay awake at night thinking of my dream and how i yearn to reach it. 
every night like a

Indeed ad covers the page

Totally unable to create 
anything with so many 
ads i upgraded to lifetime 
only to be able to turn off 
unwanted ads Indeed I'm 
patient enough to wait 
unwanted ads just can't 
be forever they just can't

A Brand-new Ad from the 1960's

    When tummies rumble, it’s a sign
       that plumbing pipes are not aligned

    Think back on what you chewed today
       Take Alka-Seltzer ~ Don’t delay


            ~

Ad Infinitum

The brevity of time in space 
a moment may trice an instant 
in your lifetime can't be measured 
nor your species, your world, nor of 
your sun's lifetime, for tis the absolute 
measure of infinity ... it is you who is the 
            

Nostalgia ad Absurdum

   Remember the paperless office
     How ‘bout the flying car
   And back in the days of the Jetsons
     we all thought we’d be living on Mars

   Well, now it’s the stampede against coal
     not to mention the

Promocions Promo ad campaign

"The Pranration Trophy"
                                              And The
     

Car Rental Ad

Think of rental car?
Don't go too far, come inquire
No settle require.

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