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Quote Left I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you. Quote Right
Quote Left Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker. Quote Right
Quote Left Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
Quote Right
Quote Left Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Quote Right
Quote Left Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. Quote Right
Quote Left I'm like a kid in a candy store right now. I'm excited to be running, which is funny, because a lot of guys dread coming to preseason and sprinting around and working your butt off, but I'm really excited just to be out there with the guys. I really missed it. Quote Right
Quote Left Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. Quote Right
Quote Left You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar Quote Right
Quote Left Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. Quote Right
Quote Left Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. Quote Right
Quote Left You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the whole bag. Quote Right
Quote Left I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Candy

Quote Left Santa Claus, for Christmas, please, don’t bring me toys, or games, or candy . . . just . . . Santa, please, I’m on my knees! . . . please don’t let Jesus torture Gandhi! ('A Child’s Christmas Prayer of Despair for a Hindu Saint' by Michael R. Burch) Quote Right
Quote Left If growing up means no more carnival rides, candy apples and carousels, no Merry Christmases or jingle bells, I will never, no never grow up! Quote Right
Quote Left When you are finished being an adult I have candy, popcorn, and pjs waiting for you, my friend Quote Right
Quote Left Strangers always give the best candy. -my dad Quote Right
Quote Left I am a cross between Hugh Hefner, Donald Trump and John Candy, so basically, don’t date me, don’t do business with me, and never let me sit on you Quote Right

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