Have A Cow Poems - Poems about Have A Cow

...Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon--had no fiddle, The little dog laughed, got smashed as a Poodle, the cow laughed a little, and found the fid......Read the rest...

...Disasters have plagued our planet since the dawn of time When primitive creatures rose from primordial slime And a comet came down to hit a dinosaur’s head, Causing a headache so bad, he was bet......Read the rest...

...A farmer drove into town. Some posters made him frown. They said, "Go to the Poll". He said,"In the pasture below?" "Right now, they're standing a'chowin'". (To understand this limerick, you m......Read the rest...

...Come here my dear and don't you fear. It's time to take a lick. I'm serving up a tasty treat of mortals o a stick.. Their brains I stew in cow pooh, throw in a candle wick, then add one utte......Read the rest...

...three of our spaceships should have reach Planet Z783 by now this report pleased Planet 3455X’s commander, Prime King Cow. it had been twenty-six years since their spaceships had gotten through. e......Read the rest...

... Over across the lane, grazing under the sun. Take a look around you, see what nature has done. Cows of every color, of every size and hue. They all live together, just as cows always do. Ea......Read the rest...

...If I were the Antichrist, I would wait and watch, When God gets tired of humanity He would unleash me, his scourge. I would begin by encouraging 'peace' After all I know all tongues, I would ......Read the rest...

...The girl and her smile straddle the rainbow neon hair the fluid cascades of northern lights seafoam cloak the ripples outgrown by the shore she adores the breeze adorned with gems emeralds fly fr......Read the rest...

...O child of Mother Africa The tortoise is still on the road Realities cannot hold, dreams dying Hopes turn to ashes every day Cry O Ghana, O Ghana Rich and green Nation Shame and poverty clot......Read the rest...

...In the cycle of lives, in the wheel of fate, We tread our paths, our deeds dictate, For in Hindu belief, karma reigns supreme, Guiding our souls like a timeless stream. Incarnate souls, in myri......Read the rest...

...Grandma’s button box and first aid kit were both mainstays in the kitchen. We knew she had everything to help us if we were hurting or itch'n. If we tore up our pants, got poison ivy or ripped a bu......Read the rest...

... You know you have a small apartment When Kellogg's Coco Pops echo Maybe our world is another planet's hell Sure wouldn't surprise me to know Why do psychics have to ask you your nam......Read the rest...

...Snakeskin in my garden About two feet long Flimsy iridescent Not very strong Uneven texture Pearlescent hue One inch around What can I do Looking for it’s owner Must be bigger now Reptile......Read the rest...

...What do I have? TIME opened Immortality I’m told… Certainty for myself I’m supposed to exist A shell-shocked, indignantly recovering physical fortitude notable in stride Unused, rusty eclectic v......Read the rest...

... An Introduction to Max Hi, I am a Mastiff cross and my name is Magical Max. To be precise it’s actually Magical Maxi the Wonder Dog but you can call me Max. That’s not to say I possess ma......Read the rest...