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The Deadline Is Approaching

...My goodness the time's really flying by Nine o'clock and yet no new poems Get your bum into gear my dear friend Jack Morning will soon be broken Try not getting caught with your pants d......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, care,
Form: Rhyme

Santa Caught With His Pants Down

...Santa was secretly reading playboy on his porcelain throne in childlike joy Mrs. Santa, frustrated at the loo door she waited flustered at her presence tried to destroy 12/15/2022 A Funny......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, fun,
Form: Limerick

Hey---You In the Mirror

... Who are these creeps, since time began? That never held a job, just chose to be a leader of man? How can you look people in tbe eye and with no integrity, lie? I think they drank far too ......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, humanity,
Form: Couplet

Demon Already Loosed Out This Curmudgeon Beast

...Ignominy hewed into comeuppance, where yours truly aggrieved state far worse fate than becoming deceased, though years gone by since meek kin grievously afflicted soundly did berate d......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, 12th grade, absence, black
Form: Free verse

Gonna Get Along Without You Now- Ct

...You left without saying goodbye Tears on my pillow Family conflict ... Lust He plays away from home Behind closed doors A lousy hotel He wanted to get his leg over Caught with h......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, humorous, lust, relationship,
Form: Light Verse

Caught With His Pants Down - Bawdy

...Her hubby was found with a bimbo He's naked, her legs were akimbo Can’t deny the fact He’s caught in the act His marriage now is in limbo Wife’s livid - he’s dressed in a trice Sh......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, lust,
Form: Limerick

Positive Hillary Clinton

...Not for Contest I am positive Hillary last name is Clinton I am positive Hillary is married to Bill I am positive Hillary lost the election I am positive Hillary is a Democrat I am positive Bi......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, presidents day,
Form: Free verse

A Ride In Dylan's Voice

...Woke up this morning on the wrong side of the tracks. Left out leaving for all the right reasons and all the wrong facts. Caught a ride with a traveling preacher in a beat up van. Said ......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, journey, religion,
Form: I do not know?

Such a Cliche

...I'll drink to that, three sheets in the wind, the Booze cruise Drinking like a fish, kicking the bucket a fine kettle of fish, beyond the pale. A fish o......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, funny, humor, irony, language,
Form: Free verse

The Deadline's Approaching

...My goodness the time's really flying by Nine o'clock and yet no new poems Get your bum into gear my dear friend Jack A new morning has already broken Try not getting caught with your pa......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, poetry, writing,
Form: Quatrain

Hard Times

...Burning rubber on the pavement used to be my one big thrill. Now with the price of gas just thinking about it gives me a chill. Used to ten dollars worth of gas would last a week or more. No......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, recovery from..., science fiction,
Form: Narrative

Caught With My Pants Down

...I was content nursing my drink during a party when in came a gorgeous and stunning lady. Man, she is a knockout, I really must have her by hook or by crook, vowed the old-time hunter. Taking a......Read the rest...

Categories: caught with his pants down, funny, life,
Form: I do not know?