Woodchuck Poems - Poems about Woodchuck

...Is it a woodchuck, a beaver, a miniature bear? No but it is Australian, and it looks like it does not have a care. I look at this little fellow, his smile is enormous and wide. I cannot help it, m......Read the rest...

...I’m dumbstruck by the good luck Of a woodchuck on a spree The harmony of living well And laughing heartily But still, I often wonder In a jungle canopy If nature is the nurture Of the fores......Read the rest...

...One evening Bob nervously said I kinda like three in a bed She said I’ve got friends And each of them tends To share the desires in your head The next night as had been arranged His ankles an......Read the rest...

...STUCK LIKE CHUCK How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck's luck was sucked and fukked up and struck by upchuck? Upchucked struck, sucked and fukked luck like a stuck up duck with a stu......Read the rest...

...M is for mammoth, big as a barn, with long woolly hair that's much warmer than yarn. He's 15 feet tall from his toes to his head, (much too big to keep in the gardening shed) He's got rea......Read the rest...

...Help The Wood Chuck blame it on the wilderness through trees of Ever green nature build up to falter with news due father in busy problems to fester shout to the Lord; built on the driven bel......Read the rest...

...On the Sixth Day On the sixth day God created the animals Oh what fun creating the animals; Rolled up each sleeve to create all the animals On the sixth day. God made cats and dogs and hogs ......Read the rest...

...Peter Piper picked a peck Of pickled peckers... After the laughter subsided I was in a peck of trouble, In a real pickle so to speak. Thank god he wasn't a woodchuck. I'd still be saying Hail M......Read the rest...

...i can't just say four words and then remain sigh lent so though you sent me that word i must doe re me spond whackadoo but whackadon't and let's not forget knick knack patty whack......Read the rest...

...Socked and winded unconscious checking account... (alternatively named last poetic endeavor for 2019 issuing out cerebral petrified complex edifice fount wobbling as hood winking ornament mount). ......Read the rest...

...Stormzy you aint the dogs Boris you're just a rapper with a forest and I promise honest son the strongest grow an amazon you're just a woodchuck not Norris a man should woodchuck Boris shouting......Read the rest...

...Every friggin day mother hen runs amuck, while all chicken's beady eyes appear awestruck drawing particular agitation, irritation, perturbation... of Punxsutawney (Doctor) Phil (well grounde......Read the rest...

...Limerick based on the quote: "How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood." If a woodchuck could chuck down sand, would he up-chuck in his right hand? ......Read the rest...

...Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck Have you ever seen a bucking duck cluck? Maybe he fell down and did not suck Into the oats and grain for he could not duck The bucking, clucking, duck could not fil......Read the rest...

...MA MAIN MAN STAN GRAHAM JAMMIN WITH THE BAND ON THE GRANDSTAND, I SAID WUDDUP CHUCK GIMME A CHERRY SLUSH AND PLAY THE WOODCHUCK SONG, GO OUT BACK HIND THE PORTOJOHNS AND HIT THE BONG, AIN'T NOTHIN WR......Read the rest...