Typically Poems - Poems about Typically

The hunters and their dogs are going home, Their secret sworn to silence, footprints crunching through the snow; Agreed the parish priest should never know. They walk beneath a sky of sickly hue, A tale not fit for telling...Read the rest...

Abnormal. How everyone should be? But how come that’s not me? Typical. 14th April 2020 Let the Pens Flow - Antonym...Read the rest...

Luke got hold of a camera And went on a picture taking spree He took a picture of his baby brother He took a picture of me He took a picture of his nan ...Read the rest...

Luke’s lips are swollen He doesn’t look that great It must be an allergic reaction To something that he ate Luke’s lips are swollen It’s pretty hard to ignore It can’t be the nuts he...Read the rest...

I found Luke an old golf club And several shiny golf balls That will keep him quite for a while While I make a few phone calls Smash, went a window In the greenhouse out the back Smash, went another one It...Read the rest...

Luke has a special friend That only he can see He calls him Herbert Sherbet Invisible to you and me I have never seen him But he must be real I presume When things get broken it's never Luke Though only he's...Read the rest...

Captain Evil Eye is here More a super villain than a hero Just one look from his evil eye Your temperature drops to zero Yes it is Luke’s little party trick This thing he does with his eye When he stares...Read the rest...

Luke was building a tree house He was building it all by himself A rusty old hammer, several bent nails And wood that used to be someone’s shelf We could all hear Luke working so hard Hammering and sawing away He...Read the rest...

Luke was just told something That gave him such a fright In fact it’s scared him so very much He’s still trembling and gone all white What has he been told, To give him such a fright? Well I am...Read the rest...

Friday is spelling test day At the school where Luke does go Of course Luke hadn’t learnt the words He just didn’t want to know He should have learnt them every night Straight after tea But he’d much rather go out...Read the rest...

Mixing a little potion here and there Something strange is stinking Why did they buy Luke that chemistry set? What on earth where they thinking? Nothing good can come of it There will be trouble down the road It is...Read the rest...

This room is in an awful state Someone couldn't care less How could anybody live this way Such a terrible mess Wallpaper hangs from the walls A wardrobe is missing it's door An unmade bed full of crumbs And stuff all...Read the rest...

It is one of life's little mysteries Why with Luke things seems to go wrong Maybe because he sticks his head In places it don't belong Today Luke got it stuck in a bucket So to the hospital he...Read the rest...

Luke got a letter from school A sea voyage they had planned Luke was really excited As you may well understand On the day everyone had a wonderful time But someone was staying below deck Feeling really ill, should...Read the rest...

Luke always likes To try out something new And today he decided That he would drink shampoo Of course it made him feel quite sick But that’s the least of all his troubles Because now every time he opens his...Read the rest...