Sick As A Dog Poems - Poems about Sick As A Dog

...Seems like only yesterday, when I wore a white cap and gown. I was ......Read the rest...

...They say, I sailed the seas in 1492. ......Read the rest...

...A short sighted old doctor called Charlie Poured water from a bottle to make tea But the taste wasn't right Got one hell of a fright On close inspection the bottle said pee... He calle......Read the rest...

...He worked his entire life in order to make money, worked in three jobs and got sick sick like a dog... Then he spent the money to get his health back... Anxious like a wreck about t......Read the rest...

...I rang the bell, but it made no sound... I fell on my face, but not to the ground... I cried out to god, but she was gone... I sang all the words but not the song... I wept without a single t......Read the rest...

...Hiring the wolf to track you down A bounty is on your head, he will sniff out the culprit As for the pig, he plays the martyr in all this, the stench of it in claiming to be guilty Beasts th......Read the rest...

..."You've got six months, nine at the most. If you opt for chemo, we could stretch it some. Maybe a couple of years, but first six months of serious treatments." When he said nine months I thought th......Read the rest...

...LD DOG NEW TRICKS!" I wish he was a real dog, he needs to be neutered and fixed. I think I will laugh and kiss him good night. Anyways "HIS BARK is WORSE THAN HIS BITE!" By morning he will be "SICK AS A DOG" and scary like a mouse. I'm still waiting to be "Happy as a FLEA in a DOG HOUSE!" "HE IS NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG" thinking it's doggy style all the time! In his rabies case his de......Read the rest...

...Hair Of The Dog... I woke up this morning with the brown bag flu, And I’m sick as a dog from too many brews; But you know what they say “Hair of the Dog”, I poured me a beer, to rid m......Read the rest...

...I took my doggy for a ride. She looked so cute sitting by my side. And then she gave a little cough And couldn't seem to turn it off. She was sick on the seat, but it got worse She threw up ......Read the rest...

...Trapped like a mouse! Squished like a bug! Stuck like glue. Eeeew! Scared stiff like a deer caught in the head lights! Shaking like a leaf. Sick as a dog. Dumb as a doorknob. Blind as a bat. ......Read the rest...