The Doggone Dog Contest

I took my doggy for a ride. She looked so cute sitting by my side. And then she gave a little cough And couldn't seem to turn it off. She was sick on the seat, but it got worse She threw up into my open purse. She was just as sick as a dog can be, And oh my word, she's been sick on me. Should I call 911 or find a vet? I sure needed help for my little pet. I saw a veterinary sign. I hoped he could fix this dog of mine. The vet was a very handsome guy. I was such a mess, I wanted to cry. His amusement, he didn't try to hide. Being laughed at I cannot abide. "She's just car sick," he said with a smirk. "Give her these pills, I'm sure they'll work." I had the last laugh when I heard him curse. I had paid with money from my stinking purse. I used the line "Sick as a dog>" For Andrea's Doggone conterst. won 3rd