Doggone*dog *contest*

. *DOGGY STYLE* Tonight! Tonight! I must display. About my man's doggy style way. Once he comes home he acts like I'm his "DOGGY BAG." "It’s DOGGING ME!" The way he starts to nag. He came from the bar with his "DOG BREATH!" Calling me by the name of Beth. When he settles down he starts acting like he's the "TOP DOG!" "DOGGONE IT!" doesn't he know I'm adding this bone to my blog. Now he's drunk acting "MEAN LIKE a JUNK YARD DOG!" I taunt him by calling him a pig and a hog. We "FIGHT LIKE CATS and DOGS," this really must be love? "It's a DOG eat DOG WORLD" when push comes to shove! Once again he will sleep "IN THE DOG HOUSE!" This time for ripping my favorite blouse. It's too bad "YOU CAN'T TEACH an OLD DOG NEW TRICKS!" I wish he was a real dog, he needs to be neutered and fixed. I think I will laugh and kiss him good night. Anyways "HIS BARK is WORSE THAN HIS BITE!" By morning he will be "SICK AS A DOG" and scary like a mouse. I'm still waiting to be "Happy as a FLEA in a DOG HOUSE!" "HE IS NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG" thinking it's doggy style all the time! In his rabies case his desires keeps getting worse than slobber and slime. .Should I tell my man that his actions are what I call humans love torch? With the reaction "IF you can’t run with the BIG DOG's PUPPY, STAY on the porch!" By; smiles