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Short Funny poem by Brian Strand| Details | |

An Abstract footle

hullo?
Rothko

Short Funny poem by Sharon Smith| Details | |

A Disappointing Present

X-Box?
No, Socks!

Short Funny poem by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO| Details | |

Orange you Glad to be---an Orange---

     Contract Delete

Short Funny poem by Brandee Augustus| Details | |

The Perfect Package

My body

But of course

Short Funny poem by cecil hickman| Details | |

Comic (footle)

He shuns

no puns



Short Funny poem by Nancy Jones| Details | |

untitled

Butter flies
Yam
So it do

Short Funny poem by David Dowling| Details | |

A poem about apples with a title longer than the poem itself

apples.
Fruit for thought!

Short Funny poem by David Dowling| Details | |

A poem about an apple that is sure to disappoint the reader

I see an apple.
There it is.

Short Funny poem by Katherine Stella| Details | |

I'm Thristy

Clouds burst
   Crops thirst

Short Funny poem by clay robbins| Details | |

Y :

                            I

Short Funny poem by Brandee Augustus| Details | |

A Lesson Learned

electric shock

extreme pain

Short Funny poem by Brandee Augustus| Details | |

Soft and Smooth

plush pillows

lotioned skin

Short Funny poem by Merle Manu| Details | |

Sunny

That was a
Funny story
 


Short Funny poem by Patricia Sawyer| Details | |

Hen ~


How Many
Eggs
Needed?


Short Funny poem by Marie Harrison| Details | |

Bikini

Bikini
Too much fun to wear!

Short Funny poem by Gary Fields| Details | |

Comments

No comment!

               by GF

Short Funny poem by Nick Bagnall| Details | |

I'm A-Were

I'M A-WERE

Wolf soon
Full moon!

Short Funny poem by tom bell| Details | |

Didn't You Go To School, Stupid??

yeah, and i came out the same way....

Short Funny poem by stephen blencowe| Details | |

Tickled Pink



        Funny but it makes me laugh

Short Funny poem by Katherine Stella| Details | |

Quit Running

mom say's
quit running !!!!
  {walk}

Short Funny poem by Katherine Stella| Details | |

Stuck On You

braces interlocked - told him no kissing

Short Funny poem by Amy Swanson| Details | |

A Give-Me-Chocolate Footle

sublime...
   ~ all mine!





:)

Short Funny poem by Matthew Anish| Details | |

Reality Check

Dissent and Commentary - what's so funny?

Short Funny poem by Melissa Ross| Details | |

Death's Laugh

I see death
It just laughs
I laugh too.

Short Funny poem by Ernesto P. Santiago| Details | |

naked roses

naked roses
—on daddy’s laptop,
aha!


Short Funny poem by Sharon Smith| Details | |

Cupcakes

Mum makes,
Cupcakes.

No sugar,
Oh B****r!

Short Funny poem by Brian Strand| Details | |

SIESTA

The
apres
dejeuner,
post-brandial-
choice

Short Funny poem by ... Gigno| Details | |

Cinnamon

shrub
Ceylon
laurel bark
kinnamomon
spice

Short Funny poem by Ann Roske| Details | |

The Cat

the cat annoys
as he stomps across
my keyboard

Short Funny poem by David William Breidenthal| Details | |

RAD

RAD
And...it means "AWESOME"
Dave - you're rad.

Short Funny poem by Brian Strand| Details | |

PEACOCK BLUE

A
many
splendoured love-
a come hither
tail

Short Funny poem by Patricia Sawyer| Details | |

Second Man

the second man
stepped over
the fire ant mound

Short Funny poem by Toquyen Harrell| Details | |

You

Ahh so funny
How you think things
Love
Lord

Short Funny poem by Rocky Swartzfager| Details | |

Flies

Small
flying
whizzing  by
fast and spastic
wee.

Short Funny poem by Patricia Sawyer| Details | |

First Date

silken lies
blackest thoughts
~ first date


Short Funny poem by Debbie Guzzi| Details | |

A Police Man's Grave

No Loitering, Skating, Skateboarding or Cycling.

Short Funny poem by Brian Strand| Details | |

OLD STAGERS

Will
Wells
Fargo
get credit
for the Amex card?

Short Funny poem by Tara Andre| Details | |

First Couplet

Couplets are intense
Because they're condensed.

Short Funny poem by Ruben O.| Details | |

Proctologist-(footle)

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Just one Don't run

Short Funny poem by Brian Strand| Details | |

IN THE SAVANNAH

We
had
to make
a dash from-
rhinos in a crash

Short Funny poem by Ann Roske| Details | |

Scattered

scattered
like the paper on the desk
are my thoughts

Short Funny poem by Allié-Marie Smith| Details | |

Only By Ashden

roses r red violitz r bleu i like icecream n so do i

Short Funny poem by Rick Zablocki| Details | |

April

April time is near
Tax man on the prowl
Pockets empty

Short Funny poem by Laura Breidenthal| Details | |

Breidenthal

Is Laura Bree-and-er-thong here?
No.
Bry-den-thal IS

Short Funny poem by Laura Breidenthal| Details | |

Thirsty

Laps up cool water
Lifts up head
Get off the toilet!

Short Funny poem by Lisa Lee| Details | |

rare occurrence


at stop light
rare occurrence
plates in sequence

Short Funny poem by Patricia Sawyer| Details | |

Bird Feeder

he hammers away
seeking sustenance
hungry woodpecker

Short Funny poem by Debbie Guzzi| Details | |

---red lollipop

red lollipop
on a toddler's soft cheek
shattered jar

Short Funny poem by Sander Wolff| Details | |

Pop Culture

RC ain’t Rite.
It’s not The Real Thing.

Coke is.

Short Funny poem by karen croft| Details | |

adventure

willingness to have fun,
be wild,
dare to be different

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