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Short Funny poem by Brian Strand| Details |

An Abstract footle

hullo?

Rothko


Short Funny poem by Sharon Smith| Details |

A Disappointing Present

X-Box?
No, Socks!


Short Funny poem by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO| Details |

Orange you Glad to be---an Orange---

     Contract Delete


Short Funny poem by cecil hickman| Details |

Comic (footle)

He shuns



no puns






Short Funny poem by Nancy Jones| Details |

untitled

Butter flies
Yam
So it do


Short Funny poem by David Dowling| Details |

A poem about apples with a title longer then the poem itself

apples.

Fruit for thought!


Short Funny poem by David Dowling| Details |

A poem about an apple that is sure to disappoint the reader

I see an apple.

There it is.


Short Funny poem by clay robbins| Details |

Y :

                            I


Short Funny poem by Katherine Stella| Details |

I'm Thristy

Clouds burst

   Crops thirst


Short Funny poem by Merle Manu| Details |

Sunny

That was a

Funny story

 




Short Funny poem by Patricia Sawyer| Details |

Hen ~





How Many

Eggs

Needed?




Short Funny poem by Marie Harrison| Details |

Bikini

Bikini

Too much fun to wear!


Short Funny poem by Gary Fields| Details |

Comments

No comment!

               by GF


Short Funny poem by Nick Bagnall| Details |

I'm A-Were

I'M A-WERE



Wolf soon

Full moon!


Short Funny poem by tom bell| Details |

Didn't You Go To School, Stupid??

yeah, and i came out the same way....


Short Funny poem by Katherine Stella| Details |

Quit Running

mom say's

quit running !!!!

  {walk}


Short Funny poem by stephen blencowe| Details |

Tickled Pink




        Funny but it makes me laugh


Short Funny poem by Katherine Stella| Details |

Stuck On You

braces interlocked - told him no kissing


Short Funny poem by Amy Swanson| Details |

A Give-Me-Chocolate Footle

sublime...

   ~ all mine!











:)


Short Funny poem by Matthew Anish| Details |

Reality Check

Dissent and Commentary - what's so funny?


Short Funny poem by Melissa Ross| Details |

Death's Laugh

I see death

It just laughs

I laugh too.


Short Funny poem by Ernesto P. Santiago| Details |

naked roses

naked roses

on daddys laptop,

aha!




Short Funny poem by Sharon Smith| Details |

Cupcakes

Mum makes,
Cupcakes.

No sugar,
Oh B****r!


Short Funny poem by Brian Strand| Details |

SIESTA

The

apres

dejeuner,

post-brandial-

choice


Short Funny poem by ... Gigno| Details |

Cinnamon

shrub

Ceylon

laurel bark

kinnamomon

spice


Short Funny poem by Ann Roske| Details |

The Cat

the cat annoys
as he stomps across
my keyboard


Short Funny poem by Brian Strand| Details |

PEACOCK BLUE

A

many

splendoured love-

a come hither

tail


Short Funny poem by David William Breidenthal| Details |

RAD

RAD
And...it means "AWESOME"
Dave - you're rad.


Short Funny poem by Patricia Sawyer| Details |

Second Man

the second man

stepped over

the fire ant mound


Short Funny poem by Rocky Swartzfager| Details |

Flies

Small
flying
whizzing  by
fast and spastic
wee.


Short Funny poem by Patricia Sawyer| Details |

First Date

silken lies

blackest thoughts

~ first date




Short Funny poem by Toquyen Harrell| Details |

You

Ahh so funny

How you think things

Love

Lord


Short Funny poem by Debbie Guzzi| Details |

A Police Man's Grave

No Loitering, Skating, Skateboarding or Cycling.


Short Funny poem by Tara Andre| Details |

First Couplet

Couplets are intense

Because they're condensed.


Short Funny poem by Brian Strand| Details |

OLD STAGERS

Will

Wells

Fargo

get credit

for the Amex card?


Short Funny poem by Brian Strand| Details |

IN THE SAVANNAH

We

had

to make

a dash from-

rhinos in a crash


Short Funny poem by Ruben O.| Details |

Proctologist-(footle)

.













<center>Just one

Don't run</center>


Short Funny poem by Allié-Marie Smith| Details |

Only By Ashden

roses r red violitz r bleu i like icecream n so do i


Short Funny poem by Ann Roske| Details |

Scattered

scattered
like the paper on the desk
are my thoughts


Short Funny poem by Laura Breidenthal| Details |

Breidenthal

Is Laura Bree-and-er-thong here?
No.
Bry-den-thal IS


Short Funny poem by Laura Breidenthal| Details |

Thirsty

Laps up cool water
Lifts up head
Get off the toilet!


Short Funny poem by Rick Zablocki| Details |

April

April time is near
Tax man on the prowl
Pockets empty


Short Funny poem by karen croft| Details |

adventure

willingness to have fun,
be wild,
dare to be different


Short Funny poem by Debbie Guzzi| Details |

---red lollipop

red lollipop

on a toddler's soft cheek

shattered jar


Short Funny poem by Lisa Lee| Details |

rare occurrence





at stop light

rare occurrence

plates in sequence


Short Funny poem by Katherine Stella| Details |

Who Cut The Cheese

feline for hire

mouse at it again

cutting the cheese


Short Funny poem by Patricia Sawyer| Details |

Bird Feeder

he hammers away

seeking sustenance

hungry woodpecker


Short Funny poem by Sander Wolff| Details |

Pop Culture

RC aint Rite.

Its not The Real Thing.



Coke is.


Short Funny poem by Chizobem Uche| Details |

Funny Bunny

Funny bunny is so funny
funny and furry
is funny bunny


Short Funny poem by Rick Zablocki| Details |

A Dog's Life

Put on a leash
Sniff sniff sniff sniff
New place to pee


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