Schlemiel Poems - Poems about Schlemiel

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...A brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotte specified such so as to issue a rhyme, but proceeded as this scribe didst git linkedin with the cutting crew, mow or less......Read the rest...

...Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!? Once upon a time yours truly did allow himself to consume anything in sight eats of mine in the mein included an assortment of chow. Impossib......Read the rest...

...Written: September 19, 2023 Mocking The Dead Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Silent One "Do not be afraid of death. Death transforms to something wider. Death is where it all......Read the rest...

...January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter for mass communication mediums stop the presses when I, a regular schlemiel take shampoo to......Read the rest...

...Ah... tis nothing greater than... malfunctioning heater on that brisk winter day recorded here as proof positive regarding following reasonable rhyme. While scrolling thru poems crafted y......Read the rest...

...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......Read the rest...

...Earlier today April 4th, 2022, which supersedes bald faced headlines pointing finger and Putin blame for Bucha killings squarely on head & shoulders of Russian autocrat, née yours truly lathe......Read the rest...

...Somnambulant schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom... to anonymous readers March 22nd, 2022 (blustery and chilly Tuesday) reminiscing about mein kampf, when precious irretrievable youth frittere......Read the rest...

...A Conversation With The Three Stooges I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows Moe: HELLO! Larry: HELLO! Curly: HELLO! The Three Stooges: HELLOS! I Am: You’re known as half-wits, bir......Read the rest...

...S'more sprawling poppycock Chock·a·block discombobulated poem for your reading pleasure dashed off ad hoc my final literary endeavor before hour hand affixed to intricately carved cuckoo cloc......Read the rest...

...Schlerotic schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom... to anonymous readers March 6th, 2021 (blustery and chilly Saturday) reminiscing about mien kampf, when precious irretrievable youth frittered ......Read the rest...

...Argh...fresh out of reading material! Hence... what better opportunity, I aver with zeal presented to one local everyman token schlemiel keystone state (Pennsylvania) three score lifelong trump......Read the rest...

...'Killing" time while homebound until..., a cure gets distilled and/ or found for pandemic, thus... I expound. (Yupper - courtesy coronavirus CORVID-19), how ja guess my good smear it in friend?......Read the rest...