Saint Bernard Poems - Poems about Saint Bernard

...Though not in his nature to beg He would flip for a sip from the keg Of the rum or the brandy That dangles so handy His lips near the tips of the peg......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Rottweiler I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler Not unless I were prepped like a miler Seems a little inbreeding Done without heeding Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler The Saint ......Read the rest...

...Small little Halle, Molly, and Dolly full of mischief, puppy collies; climbing over each other in their folly. Snarling and growling, around in the yard, while Reilly the Saint ......Read the rest...

...say your hellos i'm prespiring look at those eyes combined with your lips all you have is just smile and my frost drips off as if in a droll you rescued me my saint bernard chee......Read the rest...

...My skin and hair will never fall off, because the paint will always hold us together. Paint is perpetually on my nails, under my nails, on my toes, and on my nose. My good clothes are often my acci......Read the rest...

...jack frost gives me life a saint bernard jumps and plays good riddance, summer......Read the rest...

...homemade chicken noodle soup and a grilled lipton burger sixites latin music bumping out of the speakers and your booty just a-shakin' no cares in the moment and unconditional love floating all aro......Read the rest...

...I always thought it was impossible for a person to reincarnate but I learned that they can. After I died, I reincarnated but I didn't come back to life as a man. I came back to life as a dog and my......Read the rest...

...Rarely do I stop and think about the meaning of life. Something that is taken for granted daily as I am busy with work and being a wife. Rarely do I take a walk and stop to feel the breeze. Or n......Read the rest...

...Would you still be my friend if I told you I loved you? That after all these years you were always the one How watching you smile—is like watching the sun rise Beautiful like a night-flowering cereus......Read the rest...

...If I had to say for sayings sake Just because a friend wanted to know If I was a dog, what kind would I make? I don't like the heat so give me some snow A Saint Bernard rescuing the stranded s......Read the rest...

...He mighta fooled the neighbor kids when he complain, "Chimney all plugged up!" Mighta have fooled our Saint Bernard when he say. "Nice dawg you have there sonny." But! That man with th......Read the rest...

...I asked the spirit why it was blue And it smiled and replied “Blue holds the truth” I asked the dove why it was so white And it replied, “So that all may see the light” I asked the moon why it w......Read the rest...

...(This is a true story) I love dogs but there was one dog that I hated. When she died in 1985, I celebrated. That stinking dog roamed the neighborhood and killed people's animals. The lousy owne......Read the rest...